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The modern Sugar Land, Texas,  Ku Klux Klan, which is alive and kicking, is so busy that they’re burning rocket fuel.

I’d hate to be the preacher who has to think of something nice to say about them when they die.

They don’t wear pillowcases and sheets now days.  Instead, they do their high-tech lynching by mailing  anonymous assassination pieces that are completely illegal, immoral, and totally devoid of facts.  Of course, it’s illegal.  It’s also poopie del pollo.  And, Honey, you can paint that on the barn with waterproof paint and sign my name and address to it.

Farha Ahmed

A female attorney named Farha Ahmed is in a run-off for a seat on Sugar Land City Council.  Farha, who is smart, involved in her community, and drop dead gorgeous, is a Muslim.   Oh.  Dear.  God.

They have attacked her like a conventioneer at a free buffet.  They have called her an Al Qaeda sympathizer and have put her life in danger with lies, innuendo, and hate.  It’s lies, lies, lies.

First it was an anonymous website.  I never believe a damn word I read at an anonymous website.  If it’s the truth, you ought to be proud to hold it up over your head and grin.

Then came the  hate mailer.  (This is a PDF document.)  You cannot spend more than $500 on political material without reporting it to the Texas Ethics Commission.  The “disclaimer” on this is “A political ad paid for by a concerned citizen of Sugar Land District 4.”

First off, I went to the Texas Ethics Commission and there is no reporting by that name.  Shocked, aren’t ya?

Second off, I have no idea what the hell place this person is a “citizen” of, but I betcha they have stalags there.

Farha has voted in every Republican primary since 2002 (I hope this has opened her eyes to never do that again) but the Chairman of the Fort Bend County Republican Party has been shamefully silent about denouncing this kind of politics.  Of course, I can kinda understand this since praising Jesus loudly on the street corners and waving your Bible in everybody’s nose is pretty much a full time job.  Plus, planning Loonyapoolza Paranoid Fest keeps him pretty busy, too.

They’ve moved from being goofy to being dangerous.  I ain’t got nothing better to do with my time so I’m gonna try to see if they’ve violated any US Mail regulations.  I’d love to get the Feds to track them down and pull off their hoods.