That’s a Whole Lotta First Amendment You Got There In Your Grocery Cart, Buddy.
Karl Rove + Citizens United = KABOOM!
Republican super PACs and other outside groups shaped by a loose network of prominent conservatives – including Karl Rove, the Koch brothers and Tom Donohue of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce – plan to spend roughly $1 billion on November’s elections for the White House and control of Congress, according to officials familiar with the groups’ internal operations.
Okay, you know what would make them crazy? Let’s tell them that we’re spending One Billion Dollars on rifles. If they’re gonna buy a lot of First Amendment, we can buy a lot of Second Amendment.
Thelma says we should claim that we’re arming every redneck liberal woman in the south, and then telling them that the Republicans want to outlaw tube tops.
Thanks to David for the heads up.
ANY TIME I see something that makes me mad or uber-curious, I google Koch brothers and….. whatever it is. Sure enough, they are mostly there, wherever there is.
1Are you sure there’s redneck liberal women? I guess that’s the equivalent of saying a woman smart enough to own her own tractor and oil well and who doesn’t care what nobuddy thiinks about her.
2But wait. I thought the GOP was all up in arms a few motnhs back because President Obama was going to raise a billion dollars and wasn’t that obscene? Now the GOP is already near a billion, and from whom, a half dozen or so donors? Unfortunately for them, a half dozen donors is still a half dozen votes (except in Florida,) and in Obama’s case, that billion will come from millions of supporters, which (except in Florida) will mean millions and millions of votes.
3I can’t support buying arms, even in jest, but maybe we could tell them we’re buying a b illion dollars worth of contraceptives and passing them out in evangelical and Catholic churches..you know, to help with the overpopulation of morons.
Just make it clear to them that their Billion is actually “Stimulus” money and will help the Economy. That might make them think twice.
4Marge Wood,
5Yep, I know tons of redneck liberal women– sadly without tractors or oil wells–mostly from West Virginia if you can believe it. They seem not to be in a coma, like pretty much everyone else in the state (including the democratic governor) about which party could give a rat’s ass about them.
Love the rifle suggestion. I must confess that when I read about people like Rove and Rush I have fantasies about taking them hunting. I have some nice tan jackets and a hat with antlers. Violence may not be the answer but that and intimidation seem to be the only thing these radical Republicans respond to.
6I like the idea of double up donations on Planned Parenthood in very red states.
7The difference between a redneck conservative woman and a redneck liberal woman is that the conservative keeps her legs open, while the liberal keeps her options open.
8I do NOT want a rifle, I want a rocket launcher. More BANG!!!! for the buck.
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