Tell Me Ted, Will You Be Doing This Dead or in Jail?

October 23, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Ted Nugent, the self-proclaimed “madman” who thought all it took was a haircut to clean up his image, has just put joy and happiness into the heart of every Texas Democrat.

This morning Texans opened their newspaper to see

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Honey, that was more welcome than a cold front in July.

Sid Miller:  Transvaginal Sonogram King

Sid Miller: Transvaginal Sonogram King

Miller, who was the author of the fetal sonogram bill in the Texas Lege was defeated for re-election in the GOP primary.  And what does a defeated diehard fetal sonogram supporter do?   He runs for agriculture commissioner, of course. Rumor has it that he was going to run for Railroad Commissioner until he found out that didn’t mean he got to drive the train or blow the whistle.

Nugent calls Miller his “American blood brother.”  I suspect it’s because both of them are so anxious to get into vaginas – one way or another.

Yes, I said that and I’m putting it on a campaign poster.

And please let us not forget —

Nugent has been an outspoken and inflammatory critic of President Barack Obama, even comparing him to a nazi and asserting in 2012 that he would be “dead or in jail by this time next year” if Obama were re-elected.

So we know he doesn’t keep his promises.

I should mention here that Kinky Friedman is threatening to run for Ag Commish as a Democrat on the “Cheech and Chong” platform.  Kinky just spins the wheel for what office and what political party he runs on every year.

Thanks to Carol and Kyle for the heads up.

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12 Comments to “Tell Me Ted, Will You Be Doing This Dead or in Jail?”

  1. Boy, I just didn’t get up early enough to beat you to this one, JJ. I was all set to give you a head’s up but you were on it like white on rice!

  2. Nobody can ever say Texas politics are dull.

    Crazy, yes…… but never dull.

  3. I can hardly wait until we get to review the campaign’s financial filings. If Nugent doesn’t hire somebody to do the work for him, we’re going to see how bad he burned up his brain being a rock star and living the life.

  4. I highly suspect that when Rick Perry is out there on one of his poaching trips he is telling them that Texas is the new home to all the crazies in the universe! Why else would they be flocking here?

  5. Marge Wood says:

    I have to say this somewhere. I may say it on every little thang. I got this last night late from a friend with MS and a two year old.
    “You were right. My food stamps got cut from $238 a month to $15 a month.”
    And she’s only one of many I’m sure. Rant rant. Find someone like that. Hire them for small jobs; they can’t do fulltime.

  6. Nancy Yates says:

    Once upon a time in its annual Best and Worst of the Texas Legislature, Texas Monthly mentioned Sid. He wasn’t on either list. The author stated that he was “a piece of furniture”. I laughed out loud.

  7. Ted’s claim to fame is having 9 children with 7 different women. This is a great way to get the family values vote

  8. in any election if, when considering all candates , i would not hesitate to vote for a less serious candate (e. g. Kinky!)

  9. The Nuge for DoJ! C’mon Ted, keep your promise.

  10. Nugent has been dead inside for a very long time–no fed intervention required.

  11. So Miller is considering running for Secretary of Agriculture in Texas with the help of Ted Nugent? Gotta say this. Both are so full of b**l! And this only proves it.

  12. OldMayfly says:

    The right of the women of this State to be secure in their persons against unreasonable searches shall not be violated by the State legislature. (See US Constitution, 4th Amendment)