Republicans Circle the Wagons and Shoot Each Other

March 14, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Things have been a tad gloomy between Paul Ryan and Donald Trump.

So to spice things up, Breitbart releases a tape of a conference call with Paul Ryan blasting Donald Trump last October.

Because I care deeply about your well-being, I will not send you to Breitbart.  Here’s the pertinent parts of the call.

So the division between Trump and Ryan just got wider than a barn door.  Trump values loyalty.  Ryan values Ryan.

The best I can figure is that Bannon decided that Ryan was getting too much Trump attention.  Jealousy is not pretty.

 

While We’re All Talking About Those Tweets…

March 14, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Holy Crap, Trump

Almost every day there is some new incendiary tweet from Cheeto Jesus or idiotic declaration by his sidekicks Kellyanne and/or Spicey.  As entertaining as all this nonsense is, there are serious decisions being made to undo years of government policy and practices, dismantle or cripple federal agencies, and create a shadow government that everyday Americans can’t see.  Case in point: a major change to drone warfare policy CJ made on January 21st, ONE DAY after his, er, uh…(urp) inauguration.

The WSJ is reporting that unnamed US officials have disclosed that during his first visit to the CIA, CJ reversed the Obama administration policy on drone strikes.  For disclosure and transparency, Obama had put in place a policy that the CIA use drones for intelligence gathering only.  If they determined a target to be taken out, the military then conducted the actual strike.  The Pentagon would then announce the results of that strike.  Well, no more.  Now, the CIA can pick out and kill targets of choice with no transparency, no accountability.  More alarming, though is the pace that they’re doing it – the Council on Foreign Relations reported earlier this month that drone attacks are up over 400% since CJ took office.  And that’s just the strikes they could find out about.  No telling how many have been done covertly.

So, while the press is chasing the next shiny thing, radical changes to our government are being made behind our backs.  It’s time to be ever vigilant and resist.

 

Proven!

March 07, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Here’s how we know for a damn fact that President Obama tapped the wires at Donald Trump’s camping headquarters.  The scientific team of Todd Starnes, Radio Evangelist, and a couple of other dudes have nailed this down.

 

There ya go. Put Obama in jail.

In 2013 President Obama’s minions sent IRS agents to bully the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association.

Except it wasn’t 98 year old Billy Graham.  It was the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association, run by Graham’s wildly prodigal son, Franklin.  And the president does not have the power to send sent IRS agents, but I’m just being picky here.

And the rope that ties it all together?

I believe the government used the power of the IRS to silence dissent and punish those who refused to comply.

They targeted Billy Graham, America’s pastor. Just let that sink in, folks.

So if the Obama Administration went after Billy Graham, it’s not out of the realm of possibility they wiretapped Donald Trump.

Yeah, let that sink in.

He does give us this at the end of the article —

For the record, we do not know for certain if anyone was wiretapped. And it’s for that reason we need a thorough congressional investigation.

You know, we really should investigate – right after we investigate the 3 million people who voted illegally, the crowd size at the inauguration, the unreported terrorist attacks in Sweden, the serious voter fraud in Virginia, and every other wild ass statement he’s made.

 

 

The Wild Blue Yonder

February 24, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So Trump says he’s saving us a boatload on the new Air Force One. I suspect he told the Alt Air Force about it.

“The Air Force can’t account for $1 billion in savings that President Donald Trump said he’s negotiated for the program to develop, purchase and operate two new Boeing jets to serve as Air Force One,” Bloomberg reports.

Said Air Force spokesman Colonel Pat Ryder: “To my knowledge I have not been told that we have that information. I refer you to the White House.”

Dude, nobody is going there. It’s crazy there.

 

Translation by Sean Spicer’s Translation Services and Sushi Bar

February 23, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, today Donald Trump said that his administration’s enforcement of its deportation policy is “a military operation.”

That’s not good.

So, Spicer had to jump up and talk real loud hoping that people would forget what Trump said.

Didn’t work with squat.

Spicer tried again.

White House press secretary Sean Spicer said Thursday that President Donald Trump was using the word “military” as an “adjective” to describe deportations carried out under his administration.

“The President was using that as an adjective. It’s happening with precision and in a manner in which it’s being done very, very clearly,” Spicer told reporters at his press briefing.

He claimed Trump meant to describe how deportations are being carried out “in a very streamlined and efficient manner.”

I dunno. From what I’ve seen, the military leaves a path of destruction wherever it goes, which is what they are trained to do.

I think synonyms for using “military” as an adjective would be cluster****.  Or FUBAR.

Look, here’s the deal.  Donald Trump cannot wait to see tanks rolling through San Antonio, Texas.

And the today Jeff Sessions overruled a ruling by Sally Yates that the Feds would not use private prisons.

Why do I think they are aiming toward detention centers?

No one is safe during a CPAP convention.

(Forgive the typos and formatting.  I am working from my iPad and it hates me.)

Here’s Why

February 14, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

People ask me why I keep watching Spicer’s press conferences if they upset me so much.

Here is my answer.

 

One day, he’s going to be saying something like this and then he’ll spontaneously combust.  It can happen.  I want to see it.

Thanks to VL for the graphic.