A Signing of the Times

June 28, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Donald Trump cannot get diddle squat done.

For some reason, he doesn’t want his supporters to know that.  So, in what might go down as Olympic qualifying goofiness, he has taken to signing memos ceremoniously.

This is an honest to gosh picture of Trump signing a damn memo saying he supports privitazation of air traffic control.  Everybody else writes that stuff on a sticky note, but not Glitter Donald.

 

Look at Ted Cruz standing there like Trump just named him Man of the Damn Decade.

The more I watch Trump, the more I know Marco Rubio was right about the small hands.

 

Actual Fake News

June 27, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Holy Crap, Trump

The Washington Post continues its battle against darkness and Trump World.  Today, it revealed that Trump has hung a fake Time magazine cover in at least 5 of his resorts.  This cover was never published by the magazine.

So.  The clown who perpetuated the lie about President Obama’s birthplace for SIX YEARS, and has lied on a daily basis since he started his campaign for the presidency faked a Time Magazine cover to self aggrandize.

What an ass.

 

As Bad as It Gets

June 22, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Sumbitches

 

“To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.”

–P.G. Wodehouse, English writer

This saying is more true than almost any other.  A guy who cheats at golf or is an ass on the golf course is and cheater and an ass at life.  I’ve seen it a dozen times.  Well, here’s another example of just what an ass Trump is.  He was recently videoed DRIVING A GOLF CART ON THE GREEN at his club in Bedminster.  If you are a non-golfer, the ONE THING you NEVER do is drive even close to the green, much less on it.  Doing so shows huge disrespect for the course, the game, and your fellow golfers, not to mention the poor greenskeepers who have to repair the damage. It’s a good way to get ejected from a golf course, but I guess not your own.

Here you go, you can watch with own eyes:

Props to News & Guts

This Will Hurt Your Neck

June 17, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Sumbitches, Trump

File under Sumbitches:

Yesterday, Newt Gingrich, career philanderer and prolific liar, made the head-snapping pronouncement that a US president “cannot obstruct justice“, and can fire anyone he wants to fire, regardless of legality.  His comments were made at the National Press Club where he was peddling his new collection of fairytales, Understanding Trump, which is his usual pile of manure delivered with the gravity of a college professor.  Apparently to Gingrich, there is a completely different set of rules for a Democrat in the WH than for a Republican.

Never burdened by the truth or a sense common decency, Gingrich is famous for delivering these kinds of proclamations that swing from one wild lie to another, changing his “sincere” belief to match whatever argument he’s positing at the time.  This proclamation, though, is especially egregious; when he was speaker of the house, he lead the impeachment of Bill Clinton for lying about having a sexual affair and obstruction of justice.   To make matters worse, at the time of the impeachment, he was having an affair himself with his current wife, Calista, while going after Clinton for his affair.  He was forced out of the Speaker job in 1999 under a storm cloud of ethics violations and election losses.

Gingrich is a shameless liar and his books are useful as two things: Kindling and toilet paper.

 

I’m Beginning to Think That This Whole Mess is Just a Full Employment Act for Lawyers.

June 16, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Sir, your lawyer’s lawyer is on line 2.

Yeah. It really is happening.

 

So the lesson here is – if you have ever touched or met Donald Trump, or know someone who has, you might need to hire a lawyer.  Now. Before all the good ones are gone.

As customer Deb says, “it’s almost like one of those Russian nesting dolls.”

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

 

Say What?

June 16, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, I am sort of ashamed to say this but … I know lots of lawyers.  However, they are a worthless lot of writ twits because not even one of them can explain to me what this means.

“Americans should exercise caution before accepting as true any stories attributed to anonymous ‘officials,’ particularly when they do not identify the country — let alone the branch of agency of government — with which the alleged sources supposedly are affiliated. Americans should be skeptical about anonymous allegations. The Department of Justice has a long established policy to neither confirm nor deny such allegations.”

That’s Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein explaining God only knows what.

One lawyer suggested that it mean that Rosenstein can take presidential dictation very well.