Sally Yates for President

May 08, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Cruzing Underground

April 27, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas Senator Ted Cruz is a man with a plan.  He wants El Chapo to pay for the border wall.


Cruz even made a cute little graphic to cut and paste on your refrigerator door.


(Banging my head against my keyboard.) Duh, Cruz, El Chapo escaped by tunneling UNDER A WALL, but thank you for reminding everybody that walls don’t work.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

Jeff Sessions Blinks UPDATED

January 10, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, there is something wrong with Sessions.  I’m watching Dick Durbin question him.  He blinks once a second for about 10 seconds, then he doesn’t blink at all the next 20 seconds.  It’s weird.

Sessions is running away from his record faster than a bullet with legs.  He says, “The AG just enforces the laws so how I voted doesn’t matter.”

Now I’m watching John Cornyn kiss Sessions butt.

Who else is watching?


1:05 Texas Time – Ted Cruz is using his entire time to give speech bashing Democrats for the past 8 years and the Democrats on the committee.  The good part: no way in hell they’ll put him on the Supreme Court now.  He’s dripping in sarcasm.


Well, They Got The First Four Words Right In This Headline

December 20, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, Ted Cruz.  The Washington Times is a rightwing newspaper.



It appears that Ted Cruz has taken an interest in African Americans for the first time in his life.

Mr. Cruz wrote a letter to Smithsonian leaders on Monday, saying they “made a mistake by omitting the enormous legacy and impact” of Justice Thomas from the recently opened museum in northwest Washington.

“I became deeply disturbed upon learning that Justice Thomas’s moving story and incredible contributions to the country are not even mentioned, much less discussed in detail in the museum,” the Texas Republican wrote. “Making matters worse, the only reference to Justice Thomas is in regard to a single individual’s controversial accusation against him at his Senate confirmation hearing twenty-five years ago.”

Okay, okay, I’m betting that Cruz has not been to the museum. I am also willing to bet that poor ole Clarence could not get even one black person to complain and the best he could do is a Cuban/Canadian/Idiot.

By the way, Cruz does know that Anita Hill is black, too, right?