Sean Sumbitch

April 04, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, Sean Spicer just blamed Barack Obama for the unspeakable chemical attack in Syria this morning.

I. Am. NOT. Kidding.

White House press secretary Sean Spicer told reporters Tuesday that a gas attack in a rebel-controlled area of Syria was perpetrated by the forces tied to Syrian President Bashar al-Assad and are a “consequence of the past administration’s weakness and irresolution.”

No, no, no, it would  have nothing to do with the fact that a totally insane man is president now, his goofy son in law is running the country, the secretary of state is being ignored, Twitter exists for the perverse pleasure of one man, and that Vladimir Putin is calling all the damn shots.

Trump gave them permission to do this.  He wants to partner with Putin and al-Assad.  It happened because they knew Trump wouldn’t do anything because he told them he wouldn’t do anything.  Let me say that again – Trump told them that he wouldn’t do anything to al-Assad.

I’m too heartbroken about what happened and too angry to to be funny.


Okay, Campers. I Know This Is Coming As a Shock to You, But …

March 28, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

… it appears that Sean Spicer lied, lied, lied at today’s press conference.

Spicer said the Washington Post story was untrue and that the White House did not try to put any roadblocks to Sally Yates’ testimony before the House Intelligence Committee.

The Washington Post responds

Here ya go, Buddy.  The actual documents.

Also of note, I just love watching April Ryan get under Sean Spicer’s skin.  Today he told her not to shake her head.  Oh no, that’s not real wise.  She is going to get up out of that chair and slap that silly boy upside the head one day and I do not want to miss that!


Eating Words

February 24, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Just so you know after what happened today.


Click here to see it.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

Translation by Sean Spicer’s Translation Services and Sushi Bar

February 23, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, today Donald Trump said that his administration’s enforcement of its deportation policy is “a military operation.”

That’s not good.

So, Spicer had to jump up and talk real loud hoping that people would forget what Trump said.

Didn’t work with squat.

Spicer tried again.

White House press secretary Sean Spicer said Thursday that President Donald Trump was using the word “military” as an “adjective” to describe deportations carried out under his administration.

“The President was using that as an adjective. It’s happening with precision and in a manner in which it’s being done very, very clearly,” Spicer told reporters at his press briefing.

He claimed Trump meant to describe how deportations are being carried out “in a very streamlined and efficient manner.”

I dunno. From what I’ve seen, the military leaves a path of destruction wherever it goes, which is what they are trained to do.

I think synonyms for using “military” as an adjective would be cluster****.  Or FUBAR.

Look, here’s the deal.  Donald Trump cannot wait to see tanks rolling through San Antonio, Texas.

And the today Jeff Sessions overruled a ruling by Sally Yates that the Feds would not use private prisons.

Why do I think they are aiming toward detention centers?

No one is safe during a CPAP convention.

(Forgive the typos and formatting.  I am working from my iPad and it hates me.)

Ego Snit Fits is Contagious, Y’all.

January 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You thought Trump’s speech to the CIA was wacky?  You thought Spicer’s press conference was the weirdest damn thing you’ve ever seen?

Oh no.  KellyAnne did women proud by beating both of them this morning.  I have new respect for Chuck Todd for trying to nail Jello to the wall.

“Alternative facts?” –

“We’re going to have to re-think our relationship here.” – Is she breaking up with Chuck?

“Don’t be overly dramatic.” – Holy damn cow.  Look who’s talking.  Did you see that press conference.

“You’re laughing at me.” – Honey, Honey, Honey, everybody is laughing at you.