Y’all, Sean Spicer just blamed Barack Obama for the unspeakable chemical attack in Syria this morning.
I. Am. NOT. Kidding.
White House press secretary Sean Spicer told reporters Tuesday that a gas attack in a rebel-controlled area of Syria was perpetrated by the forces tied to Syrian President Bashar al-Assad and are a “consequence of the past administration’s weakness and irresolution.”
No, no, no, it would have nothing to do with the fact that a totally insane man is president now, his goofy son in law is running the country, the secretary of state is being ignored, Twitter exists for the perverse pleasure of one man, and that Vladimir Putin is calling all the damn shots.
Trump gave them permission to do this. He wants to partner with Putin and al-Assad. It happened because they knew Trump wouldn’t do anything because he told them he wouldn’t do anything. Let me say that again – Trump told them that he wouldn’t do anything to al-Assad.
I’m too heartbroken about what happened and too angry to to be funny.