Sid Miller, Y’all.

July 26, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller is becoming a national favorite based purely on his goofiness quotient.  His Facebook page is a sonnet to ignorance and he is plenty proud of that.  Honey, he makes Donald Trump look like a constitutional scholar.

Today, Sid took to Facebook to endorse Kid Rock for senate in Michigan against Debbie Stavenow.



Kid Rock has been arrested for assault on a DJ at a strip club and paid a half million dollar settlement to the man he assault. He was charged with assault on Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee and plead guilty. In October 2007, Rock was involved in a brawl at a Waffle House in Atlanta, Georgia and charged with simple battery.  He plead no contest.

In short, he likes to hit people.  And cuss. Oh child, that boy can cuss.  So, it seems kinda weird that a big-butt  Super DeLux Brand Christian like Sid Miller would love Kid Rock.

But then, Rock made up for it all when he and Ted Nugent had a special visit to the White House.


Thelma asked me to tell you that The Rock (her favorite hunka hunka burnin’ love) strongly denies being Kid Rock’s father.

So Sid is starting to make endorsements, huh?  That’s entertainment, y’all.


Sid Miller

July 10, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller pops up every now and then to remind me that Donald Trump ain’t alone in his battle of voter humiliation.

Long time customers are familiar with Miller because I write about him a whole bunch.

He’s so crooked that when he dies, we’re going to have to screw him into the ground.

He’s also loopy.

Sid, who has never been in the military, almost daily prances out his pandering to the military.

Sid is just flat proud as punch that he can read upside down because you have to be “amazing” to do that.  Hell, he even did it easily.


So stop whatever foolishness you’re doing and let Sid know if you can read upside down without standing on your head.

His latest?



Sid, CNN does not know who you are.  However, I’ve got $20 cash American money that says CNN will be around a whole lot longer than Donald Trump.


What Happens When Texans Elect a Jackass

May 15, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Sumbitches

Ol’ Deepfryer Sid has done it again – a rancher was concerned that the label on a new feral hog poison said that eating the meat of a poisoned hog could cause illness or death.  Sid’s solution to that?  Just take that warning off of the label.   Yes, unfortunately you read that right.

What a jackass.


I Shot the Sheriff

January 18, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, Sid Miller, world renown purveyor of Fake News and proud of it, has done it again.

Claims by a Texas lawmaker that ‘illegal aliens attacked’ a hunting party have been dismissed as fake by a local sheriff who says the hunters fired on one another.

Texas Agricultural Commissioner Sid Miller used the alleged attack on a hunting party by ‘violent illegal immigrants’ as justification for why a wall must be built to secure the Texas border, in a January Facebook post.

Sid says it doesn’t matter diddle squat if he puts false information on his Facebook page, fanning the fears and hatred of all things he doesn’t like, because he’s not a “news source.”  He says you should go to his Facebook page and figure out for yourself whether something is real or made-up. Do you think he’s got time to do your research for you?  Do you think he can use the Google machine? Well, he can’t, so get over it. That whole “Responsible Adult” thing is something liberals made up.

Sheriff Danny Dominguez

Anyway, Danny Dominguez, the Presidio County Sheriff, who is a man you really don’t want to mess with, says that Miller’s story was false and smilingly added …

‘The agriculture commissioner needs to do his job and stick to that, and I’ll do my job. You tell him I said that.’

Sheriff Dominguez says the hunters fired on each other with “several factors contributing” to the friendly fire. You can translate that to, “they were drunk and rowdy.”

By the way, Sheriff Dominguez, who I have had the honor of personally meeting, was the sheriff called out to the Scalia death.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Don’t Look! Don’t Look! I’m Warning You, Don’t Look.

December 28, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh dear Lord, you looked, didn’t you?

He took Louie Gohmert’s Goofy Crown.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Sid Miller, Y’all.

December 20, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Hey, I need you to loookie here.  Sid Miller is trying to kiss some royal butt to become a cabinet member. He wrote an op-ed that nobody has bothered to re-print in their newspapers so he uploaded it to every conservative site he could find.

Miller_Sid_2014_8583596_ver1.0_640_480It is called, “Donald Trump Has Already Made America Great Again.” Even before he takes office, people! Yeah, because the stock market has “gone wild.”  Yeah like the dump of Lockheed-Martin stock minutes before Trump’s tweet blasting them over the cost on a new Air Force 1.  That’s pretty damn “wild.”

But, that ain’t all ole Sid has got to say.

The focus is now the golden lobby of Trump Tower, the new symbolic representation of power in America: an edifice built by sharp-edged business acumen and cold American cash rather than taxpayer dollars and political pork.

Sid Miller, the Chief Oinker of political pork, is is saying it’s not a good thing. You know, after he wanted taxpayers to pay for his Jesus-shot, brought all his unqualified friends to the public teat, and spent campaign money to travel to a rodeo. Oink, Sid! Let’s throw your butt over a spit.

Oh hell, at least being on the cabinet will get him out of Texas.  I dunno, we seem to have an unending roster of Republican idiots.

Thanks to Epp for the heads up.