To Commemorate His Inaugural

January 21, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

To celebrate his historic inauguration as, uh…urp, president, Cheeto Jesus announced a new line of commemorative souvenirs not made in the USA.  Here they are:

Inaugural Tie Personally Tied by the President $399.99

 

Custom Kazoos Designed for Kellyanne Conway by Gucci $300.00 each or 12 for $10,000

 

Softly Sensual Jeweled Lollipop designed by Melania Trump for QVC $5,000.00

 

Scale model limo designed for Barron Trump – $300.00

And finally, in limited supply,

Cheeto Bronzer designed specifically for Cheeto Jesus $400.00 or 2 for $900.00