Step Away From The iPhone and Nobody Gets Hurt

March 07, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh Jason Chaffetz, you rascally devil, we appreciate your determination to take over Louie Gohmert’s place as the House of Republican Nuts Food Truck driver.

This morning Chaffetz he defended the rising cost of health insurance under the Republican plan —

“You know what, Americans have choices, and they’ve got to make a choice.  And so maybe, rather than getting that new iPhone that they just love and want to go spend hundreds of dollars on, maybe they should invest in their own health care.”

I have heard that the average cost of a heath care plan in America is about $250 a month, but that’s only if you’re healthy.  Buying an iPhone 7 through a wireless carrier and paying for it in installments is about $30 per month.


Or, or, or – you could buy one outright and pay for the first month of health insurance.  Then the next month, you could give up your car.  And then in Marh you could not eat for two weeks out of the month. May brings foregoing the electricity bill and one week a month of not eating.

Chaffetz, you are so delicious.


“Insurance for Everybody” Yeah. Just Like the Wall

January 16, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

As expected, the tsunami of lies pouring out of Cheeto Tower have reached Fukushima proportions.  After biting his lip over Alec Baldwin’s masterful SNL portrayal of him Saturday night, CJ exploded yesterday, ranting about Baldwin, insulting the director of the CIA, and, of course, Democrats.

But the most interesting lie, though, was the one he told during a telephone interview with the Washington Post on Saturday.  In that interview Trump declared that he’s close to a new healthcare plan that includes “insurance for everybody” and that the federal government was going to negotiate drug prices with Big Pharma.  What?

So, after railing for years about the evils of Obamacare, CJ is going to replace it with Hillarycare, rebranded as Cheetocare?  The chances of getting this through Congress?  Infinitesimal to zero.  But then he can blame them, right?  More chaos on Bullshit Mountain (sorry, Momma).

My head is spinning.