Comey Rewarded for Using FBI for Political Purposes

January 24, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

This morning, Cheeto Jesus announced that Director of the FBI, James Comey, would keep his head as a reward for using the FBI to help keep Hillary out of the Whitehouse. ¬†Comey, appointed by President Obama in 2013, is serving a 10 year term as director. I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked. ¬†The takeover of the nation’s leading law enforcement agency by Cheetoists is complete.