Thank You, Sweet Jesus!

August 03, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

As if the Democrats needed more evidence of crime, stupidity, and violence, good ole former Republican congressvarmnt  Michael Grimm is going to run for congress again.

You remember Michael as the guy who threatened to push a reporter off the balcony and “break him in half.”  He also spent 7 months in prison for tax fraud.

With that background, by golly, he’s totally ready to join the Trump administration.

Hey, you gotta admit that Republicans had to look long and hard for anyone who could bring down the whole ticket any further than it already is.



Rick Perry Lets Trump Grab Him By The Pussy

July 30, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh, y’all.  Rick Perry is the only person in America who supports Trump’s Tweetpolicy.


He doesn’t just support it.  He totally supports.  Totes.  Totally totes.

“The idea that the American people need to be paying for these types of operations to change your sex is not very wise from a standpoint of economics,” he continued. “I think the president makes some good decisions about making sure that we have a force that is capable.”

Col. Moris Davis responds.



Okay, just so you know.  Medical care for transgender soldiers would cost about 1% as much as the military spends on bands. Yeah, bands. Music. It is estimated that medical support for transgender service members would cost anywhere between $2 – $4 million.  Trump’s travel to Mar-a-Loco cost $20 million for his first 80 days in office.  The military spent $41 million on Viagra alone.

So, the reason Perry supports it cannot be economics nor will it ever be.  Perry is once again trying to certify his heterosexual credentials.  He’s just reminding you that he is not gay. Not gay. Not one little bit gay. Nada gayo.

And that Trump can grab him any place, any time, any where.

Thanks to Tony for the heads up.