This morning, Cheeto Jesus announced that Director of the FBI, James Comey, would keep his head as a reward for using the FBI to help keep Hillary out of the Whitehouse. Comey, appointed by President Obama in 2013, is serving a 10 year term as director. I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked. The takeover of the nation’s leading law enforcement agency by Cheetoists is complete.
UPDATE: As Juanita Jean has already pointed out, Congressional Republicans reversed themselves on dismantling the Office of Congressional Ethics after withering criticism from everyone including Cheeto Jesus. An embarrassing start to what promises to be an embarrassing Congressional session.
Oh, and BTW – Best Tweet of the Day:
Well, we now know how this is going to go. In it’s first action of the new Congress, Republicans dismantled the independent Office of Congressional Ethics which was put in place after the Jack Abramoff scandal. You remember Jack, don’t you? He was the guy who confessed to multiple counts of corruption during the GWB administration leading to the conviction of 21 officials all the way up to the White House. I guess we don’t need no oversight anymore, yes?