I Finally Found a Way I Can Listen to the New, uh…urp, President

January 14, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Life Accordion to Cheeto Jesus

And in Other News…the Other Shoe

January 11, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Big news days yesterday and today.  The Cheetopalooza in front of the press was, in his own words, “a disgrace”.  While calling the intelligence dossier “fake news”, and unsubstantiated, he categorically denied it.  THEN, a BBC correspondent, Paul Wood, revealed that there is a SECOND source confirming the assertions in the report:

AND, in other well timed irony, the law firm advising CJ on his conflicts, by pure coincidink, is Morgan, Lewis & Bockius, which has been named “Russia Law Firm of the Year” for 2016 by law profession directory Chambers & Partners for its “high-profile” work in Russia.

It doesn’t get any better than this.  I’m popping popcorn.

Can you imagine how difficult it has been today for conservatives today to explain to their children the meaning of golden showers?  LOL!!!

(sorry, Momma)

Russians Have the Goods on the New…urp, President? Oops.

January 10, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Golden showers by hired prostitutes in a Moscow hotel.  Extensive video and audio of perversions and compromising intelligence on Cheeto Jesus.  Holy Moly.  This is the latest from a dossier allegedly compiled by a British Intelligence officer and supposedly briefed to the President and incoming, uh…urp, president elect.

It may be complete bullshit (sorry Momma), but it is THIRTY FIVE PAGES of salacious and damning information.  If even 10% is true, it’s going to be a really “wobbly” start for the singularly most unqualified person to enter the Oval Office in US history.

Legal Brief: 50 Electors Seated Illegally

January 06, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: 2016 Election

In a blockbuster challenge, Americans Take Action have presented members of Congress with a 1,000 page legal brief that asserts that at least 50 Cheeto Jesus electors were illegally seated, and therefore voted illegally.  After reviewing all of the states’ electors these 50 were determined to be illegal because 1) they didn’t live in the district which they represented, and 2) they already held elective office in states that don’t allow electors to hold 2 offices.  For example, Florida’s constitution doesn’t allow electors to hold two offices, yet Pam Bondi, the state’s attorney general, also held the office of Elector, which is illegal.

Activists are trying to get Dems to mount a challenge today against congressional ratification of the vote, but I’m not holding my breath.  Dems don’t do anything courageous and won’t with its calcified leadership.

Yet Another Break from Common Decency

January 05, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Cheeto Jesus has done it again.  I know, I know, we keep saying unprecedented, but in yet another unprecedented move, CJ has ordered ALL foreign ambassadors, regardless of current foreign negotiations or personal family situations, to abandon their posts no later than, uh…urp, inauguration day.  Even though new ambassadors may take MONTHS to confirm, posts in key countries like the UK, Germany, Russia, and others will be empty on January 20th.  The State Department, during both Democratic and Republican administrations, has always carefully managed transitions between ambassadors, especially when there are sensitive negotiations and personal family issues at play.  Not so with incoming tyrant, His Orangeness, Cheeto Jesus.  He’s ordering ALL diplomatic posts to be abandoned day one regardless of circumstance.  With each passing day, CJ is proving himself not just to be an ignorant, arrogant ass (sorry, Momma), but intentionally weakening the US’s influence around the world.  If I didn’t know better, I would be thinking that he’s trying to hand world power over the V. Putin and the Bolsheviks in Moscow.

Oh, wait…

An ACTUAL Reality TeeVee Star Joins the Ultimate TeeVee Star

January 05, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Sumbitches, Trump

Cheeto Jesus continues to punk the entire country – this time by hiring Omarosa Manigault, or as she prefers to be called, “Omarosa”, one of his early stars on The Apprentice, naming her as Ass-Kisser in Chief (sorry Momma).  She’s been described as a “nightmare” to work with and a “reality TV Super Villain”.

Sweet Jesus.  This is going to be a ride.