We’re entering Reality TeeVee World. Now every national security or economic issue is going to be teased for days, just like Celebrity Apprentice. Last night, Cheeto Jesus promised reporters a “revelation” on “Tuesday or Wednesday” about the hacking by the Russians of our elections. This arrogant ass (sorry Momma) has decided he knows more than 17 intelligence agencies, using the false accusation that they got the WMD wrong in Iraq. The fact is that the intelligence agencies didn’t get WMD wrong. Cheney and his cronies cooked the intelligence to get the answer they wanted. But we all know that.
“I just want them to be sure because it’s a pretty serious charge,” CJ said. When asked how he knows more than US intelligence agencies, he said, “You’ll find out on Tuesday or Wednesday.” So, national security issues are teased like crappy television shows. CJ’s nonsensical declarations last night harken back to the whole birther mess in 2011 and 2012. Remember when he said, “I have people that have been studying [Obama’s birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they’re finding …”? What they found was nada, zero, nothing. So, the guy who made a career out of peddling BS as jewelry is now saying he knows more than 17 intelligence agencies.
One last thing that I left out – The stupidest thing he said? Look at this:
“I don’t care what they say, no computer is safe,” he added. “I have a boy who’s 10 years old; he can do anything with a computer. You want something to really go without detection, write it out and have it sent by courier.”
“Send it by courier”? This clown is so out of touch that he thinks the average American can afford a courier. Jesus. No, really. Jesus.
This should be entertaining, if not infuriating.