The Wild Blue Yonder

February 24, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So Trump says he’s saving us a boatload on the new Air Force One. I suspect he told the Alt Air Force about it.

“The Air Force can’t account for $1 billion in savings that President Donald Trump said he’s negotiated for the program to develop, purchase and operate two new Boeing jets to serve as Air Force One,” Bloomberg reports.

Said Air Force spokesman Colonel Pat Ryder: “To my knowledge I have not been told that we have that information. I refer you to the White House.”

Dude, nobody is going there. It’s crazy there.