June 22, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Y’all, Scott Pruitt spent $2,749.62 of your money on 8 pair of “tactical pants” and “tactical polos.”
I think he plans to wear them to tactical. That’s just a guess though, because I don’t know how to play tactical. I do suspect that if he needs $343.70 outfits to play it, he doesn’t know either.
I do suspect, however, that he has a copy of the pee tapes.
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As whacked as everyone in this maladministration is, I wouldn’t put money against him BEING in the pee tapes.
1“Tactical Pants” – starring Stormy Daniels & Tonald Drump
2I have run out of disparaging words to use to descibe Scott Pruitt. He’s a waste of oxygen but yet he continues to exist and spend money. It is one of the mysteries in my present life.
3Well, he is now properly attired for sitting in his secure phone booth! Methinks this guy has some severe paranoid issues that we are paying for in so many ways, not just financially.
4He will always look and smell of what he is…..sewer swamp.
5I don’t know how to put this politely, but “tactical” is one of those shibboleth words that get RWNJs highly aroused. Pruitt obviously shares the fetish.
6Tactical pants? Is that what Donnie and his swamp dwellers are calling them, when they need a special tailoring to accommodate their adult diapers?
7I am a search and rescue instructor. I’m wearing practical pants right now. $125/pair. There ain’t no such thing as a tactical polo.
8Sorry. Wearing tactical pants. Durn auto correct.
9Since it was mentioned (price, but not #) with his security funds earlier, I assumed it might be “uniforms” for the security team.
Sigh.
I’m really tired of having my country’s morality and ethics high-jacked by Reality TV.
10Slipstream, you’re the real deal wearing the real thing. Pruitt is the sort of moron circling Dotard45 for whom military gadgets are advertised on TV for their play acting. Although we could play along with them, to a degree. Surely Elon Musk or someone has a one way space shot to ‘who cares where’ for their final fluffing of self-importance. Texas, how about some “buh-bye” tickets as a fund raiser?
11Yikes !
12@Slipstream
Au contrair my SAR friend! Take a look at the website of the good folk at 5.11 Tactical. They will sell you the tactical polo of your heart’s desire. Likely they offer a discount if you can demonstrate the RWNJ secret stomp and salute.
138 pair of “tactical pants” and “tactical polos.”
A fitting wardrobe for an all inclusive week at an undisclosed location. Dick Cheney’s Shotgun in the Face Ranch? Putin’s Summer on Horseback and Bear Wrestling Camp?
14When does this circus train pull out of town? I’m really tired of the ringmaster, the trained dog act, and the monkeys.
15Did Mrs. Pruitt get the tactical bra and panties?
16Two best comments I’ve seen on this:
Forever more, he’ll be known as Scott “Fancy Pants” Pruitt
Pruitt got “tactical pants” for his people; being their manager, he got “strategic pants”.
17Buttermilk Sky, all Mrs. Pee received with her MRS degree in marrying a cheap wannabee pimp was a cheap used tee-shirt, years late. What kind of guy job shops his wife?
https://www.cafepress.com/mf/94301189/stupidity-isnt-a-crime_tshirt?productId=1435147732
18Puck Fruitt. Thats all ive got left to say about him.
19One of Marie’s commenters at Reality Chex called them
20“tactie panties”– this guy IS seriously disturbed. My husband said he is just grifting in the grandest manner, but I think he’s got splinters in the windmills of his mind… (an old joke–although this stuff is NOT funny–)
“Freeze turkey! This is the EPA!” (credit spouse)
21So he “helps” his wife get a job cuz he can’t afford to feed and clothe her cuz he has to have a weird wardrobe, skin lotion and Lord only knows what else. I know several states who still have laws on their books blatantly stating that a husband must support his wife. And with money.
22Debbo@19:
23You are a wordsmith of the highest order madame.
Extra credit for being Momma-safe.
Does he spend ALL his time perusing mail order catalogs? My late husband did that, but he was retired. And, slipstream, thank you for “practical” pants. Would we all be practical, including Melania who needs to rethink “practical” outerwear.
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