Stupid as Manure Rick Perry Tapped as Energy Secretary
Former Governor for Life and seriously devoted dumbass, Rick Perry, has been named by Cheeto Jesus as Energy Secretary. That’s right, sports fans, Rootin’ Tootin Rick has your energy future in his hands. We’ve clearly fallen down the Rabbit Hole to Teabaggin’ Screwball Hell. If it wasn’t true, it would be a great fantasy novel.
Jesus save us.
Ick.
1Wow 🙁
2Isn’t that one of the departments he wanted to get rid of? Of course, I guess you do get rid of it if you run it into the ground.
3I keep wondering what Jesus is really trying to tell us. Sort of like lighting a fire under our (sorry Momma) asses.
4Isn’t there something about 7 Cabinet ministers carrying bowls of flame or something? David Barton probably knows (GIANT eye roll here!) those people are going to be begging for the rapture. Very distressing. What in hell are we going to do about an election that was hacked and meddled with? How is it in any way fair and representative? And I think Melania better drop cyber bulling in favor of mental illness as her personal cause; her poor husband is a flippin raving maniac!
5What’s next? Sid Miller as Secretary of Ag?
6That’s the department pRick couldn’t remember during the debate. What irony!
7This just adds to the growing list of cabinet members or similar being put in charge of things they want to destroy: Education, Labor, EPA, HUD, no doubt Interior, and I’ve probably missed a few.
I can’t imagine who’d want to be president next time, when they’d have to reconstruct half the US.
After losing by nearly 2.8 million votes, Trump lost the popular vote by five times more than any inaugurated president. The electoral college is supposed to prevent demagogues and those under foreign influence from taking office. DO YOUR JOB!
8I guess this ends choosing brainiacs to head Dept of Energy.
9This is truly the cabinet from hell.
I’m sorry for you, Texas.
10As I predicted weeks ago, these appointments are not to build a strong America, but to destroy one. After that is accomplished, they can sell the remaining bits with no interference.
“Grand Canyon? What’s so grand about a 160 mile ditch? Good place for the world’s nuclear waste, it’ll be huuge!”
11Can’t wait for the hearing! He will probably forget every last thing he was going to say! He won’t be able to dance his way off this one!
12I fear for the future if we don’t take this as an omen of serious national destruction.
13All I seem to be able to do is SMH … when I heard pRick Perry was put on as Energy Secretary, my one comment directed at the TV was this: You have F……G got to be kidding me!!
14I try very hard not to use the big F word, but it has really come to the fore in this friggen election with this friggen SOB-elect and his floozy wife and those pampered pooches aka kids of his. This country and this world will never be the same again … it is a great country and he’s going to make sure it never is again!! Friggen Asshole!!!
Lookee what we have here- the safest pipeline in the world electronic nomitors failed to detect 200000 gallon oil leak 150 miles north of Standing Rock Rez. Oil from burst pipeline is in a creek-you know-water supply for someone.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/dec/12/oil-spill-pipeline-north-dakota-standing-rock-belle-fourche
Drumpf and EPL will blame it on Water Protectors. Sue for damages, etc.
15Drumpf has basically stated with his selections, he wants to steer away from sciency guys to head departments and there is no one ever who would accuse Gay Perry of being a sciency guy.
16One potential problem for Perry is the courts away from hand picked Texas might not be so willing to please him and protect his ass.
17West coast secession is looking better and better.
18I’m not afraid of Rick Perry at Energy, I am mortally feared of Kathy McMorris Rodgers at Interior. She’s one of those tea Baggers that thinks it’s unconstitutional for the Federal Government to own property.
Watch for a huuuuge sell-off of national parks and lands.
19We’re at the bottom level of hell and can’t do a damn thing about it. This is democracy?
20If Ricky does as well in his Senate confirmation hearings as he did on DWTS, it should be quite a spectacle.
21@elise – Sid Miller’s name has already been bandied about. Seriously.
22How is pRick still alive? He strikes me as someone who would forget to breathe from time to time.
23I have to quibble a bit over the title of this post. If you’ve ever gardened you know manure is quite useful when properly composted. Rick Perry? He fits in the toxic waste category, along with all Mein Fubar’s other appointments. As in Chernobyl type toxic waste.
24RA, I think Perry would be useful if buried in the garden. Otherwise he just sits there and smells.
25to: UmptyDump
re: Sid the walking id
Oh…my…gawd. Well, tie me to a horse trailer and drive around until I founder! Yee Hawww
26What can we do?
Well, not much in the near future. 2018 is the soonest we can get any legislative relief, and then only if we win enough seats.
In the near future, all we can do–and all we should do–is continue to remind everyone that Donald Trump is an illegitimate president. And why, which is more important. He’ll help, rest assured.
When the mid-terms start attracting candidates, we must NOT elect blue dogs or republican-lite candidates; they are useless and cowardly. We must also go after any RePutins now in office, and have a strong base of support. THEY HAVE TO GO!
27I have been to Belfield, ND, where the pipeline leak happened epo. Pipelines ALWAYS leak at some time, ALWAYS.
Go Indians! Beat the Cowboys!
28I am tired. Also, tarded! But, damn it! we all have to fight back.
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