Something Else To Worry About
Okay, so there’s fake news. There is also goofy news. It ain’t fake, it’s real. But, it’s goofy.
Example: Joe Biden answered a question.
“Yeah, I am. I am going to run in 2020,” Biden said when asked if he would run for office again. When asked what role he would seek, the 74-year-old vice president responded: “For president. And also, you know so, what the hell man, anyway.”
The vice president said, however, he wasn’t making a commitment to run when reporters asked if he was kidding.
So what they are saying is that Joe Biden may or may not run for president. Dude, the same thing could be said about me.
Additionally, running or not running are pretty much the only two choices he has. There’s no middle ground so yeah, what the hell man, anyway.
Think of America in four years as a carcass commandeered by a wolverine or a grizzly bear. They pile debris on top and then defecate all over the mess to warn others away. Now who, in their right minds, would want the reins to a stinking morass like Drumpf will leave behind?
1VP Biden is trick rolling BLOTUS. That in four years he will be in “better shape” than Donnie was a clear shot on the ego of Orange Foolius.
2I am seriously considering not running in 2020. I haven’t taken it to a focus group yet, but I’m pretty sure when I do (or not) they’ll endorse the idea of me not running, so I’m feeling pretty good about it.
3Joe loves ribbing somebody. If you look carefully, he has a history of it.
4BIDEN IN 2020, YAH!!! Wait, what?
5Annabel Lee, I’m definitely behind you 110%. I’m pretty surep
6He is 74? Who looks that good at 74???
7It seemed to me with his “what the hell man” comment that he was just saying why not, he couldn’t possibly be any worse than the Pumpkin Hellbeast.
It sounded as though he was more commenting on the current horror before us than any actual future plans he might have.
8epo, I wondered the same thing about 2008– who would want to clean up that huge pile of elephant ****? But we got a pretty smart guy willing to do it. 2020 will be worse, though.
(I pondered what word to use. Someone asked Lady Byrd if she couldn’t get LBJ to stop using the word “manure.” Incredulous reply: “Do you know how long it’s taken me to *get* him to say ‘manure’?”)
9I was a long time Delaware resident and a graduate of Biden’s Alma Mater, the University of Delaware. He came to one of my poli-sci classes and advised us to read the book index if we didn’t have time to read everything. I also told him I wanted a nickel for every time he said, “Malarkey.” He has yet to pay up.
So, yeah, I think he’s bearding Trump.
10Don’t ferget Biden swims in his buck-nekkidness as a peculiar habit.
11Shoutout to Nefer! Pumpkin Hellbeast. Hopefully you won’t mind if I use that with my friends!
BEST description Ever!!
12Of course, that’s AFTER he wins Miss USA. What the hell, man. Amirite?
13Joe was great on Colbert’s Late Show last night. Some funny, some very serious. But running in 2020 is the former.
14It could be a BFD.
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