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Y’all, I saw this a few minutes ago.
Honey, I will pitch in $25 cash American money of my own if they will do it in a cage match.
Mano a mano, Darlin’.
Thanks to Rodney for the heads up.
January 28, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Y’all, I saw this a few minutes ago.
Honey, I will pitch in $25 cash American money of my own if they will do it in a cage match.
Mano a mano, Darlin’.
Thanks to Rodney for the heads up.
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Cage fighting? No holds barred! No referees! You bet I would watch! How do we make this happen?
1The candidates will only pay attention to veterans when there’s something in it for them… vile. There isn’t one of them who couldn’t write a million dollar check, no strings attached, to any charity they chose.. but they won’t and haven’t because they’d get nothing in return.
Our veterans are mere commodities to be used to the GOP.
2Veterans, citizens of Flint, MI, etc, etc, etc. There is no lack of the number of checks that can be written without strings attached to support good causes.
But always with the strings, amirite, Zuckerberg? As with certain celebrity endorsements, we might reach for our check books faster, if they showed what they have actually given other than their name.
As for T-Rump and the Cr-oozer, get out your check books, boys, and spare us your whiny voices.
3I’m thinking along Maggie’s lines here:
4I’m in for a few US dollars IF their left hands and wrists are secured together with duct tape and they are armed with fairly dull machetes. Under those circumstances I’m up for popcorn as well.
Cage match: not matched at all, Trump will yell and smirk and Cruz will invoke God.
5LOL … I clicked the “like” button above.
6I can’t stand either of these two jerk faces … that is pure ugliness x 2 and a dozen!! I just don’t think I could stomach watching those two go at it!!
There would be no debate because neither one would shut up long enough to hear the other and it would end up being the male version of Palin’s word salad … blah blah blah and more blah blah blah and there would be absolutely nothing intelligible out of either of them.
“Two men enter! One man leaves!“
7I’m in for the cage fight cuz it is probably the only time these critters will work up an honest sweat!
8Cage match? But surely these dudes would prefer to duel it out with guns?
9Trump doesn’t need to bother with a cage match with Cruz. His cage match with Fox is giving him all the publicity he could possibly want. He’s a master of self promotion. Of course, Megyn could whip his butt in a New York Minute.
If you didn’t watch it, be sure to watch the interview between Michael Moore and Megyn. It was really a treat. He had her blushing like a little girl. He’s great.
10I love my DVR; anytime I see either of these jackwagons I just zip past them both.
Actually, I’m beginning to zip past ALL of the commentary on the candidates. Iowa is only a primary, not the election. After all, Obama came out of nowhere to overwhelm Ms. Clinton in ’08, and I don’t recall him in Iowa at all. And remember, Santorum actually won Iowa and nobody bothered to report that. So, no, I’m not impressed about Iowa at all.
I wish we could just do like the UK and have a maximum of six weeks for the REAL election, and stop wasting time and money on all this junk for two years prior to voting. But if we did that we’d be impacting the employment of political operatives.
11Wher exactly are you going to find any “manos” in that group? It’s just a bunch of tantruming toddlers, with loaded guns.
12Kenneth Fair? How about two men enter, no one leaves. Now I would watch that!
13Please, no spandex tights!
14Do we really want to see either of those two in a leotard?
15Even without the cage fight, if they just debate, it would give me some kind of hope for my species if at least 90% of the TV audience stood up and said, “This is the best we can do? THIS?”
16Since Cruz was on the debate team at Haavad, it would only be interesting if they followed debate rules. But, if T-rump could interrupt, Crude would never get to complete a sentence.
17WA Skeptic, I’m zipping past also. So sick of these hypocritical mental midgets, I can’t take anymore. I want to know what the federal government is going to do to those R-Klan criminals in Flint. What they did to save the almighty buck is unconscionable.
18The DOJ should be indicting immediately.
pendejo y pendejo
19I’d almost pay to see that debate.
20Sam in San Antonio, I looked up the translations of pendejo and there were quite a few. All of them gross and all of them fit.
21Kenneth Fair, how about nobody leaves. Then WE WIN!
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