Sneeze, Phyllis. Your Brain is Dusty.

November 27, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Phyllis Schlafly, that old hag you thought died of meanness, sanctimony, and hairspray ten years ago, is on the warpath.

Excited about Donald Trump’s call for the mass deportation of the 11 million undocumented immigrants living in the U.S., Eagle Forum founder Phyllis Schlafly told WorldNetDaily this weekend that she wants American railways to join the deportation effort, hoping to one day “see those railroad cars full of illegals going south.”

Yeah, she really did say “railroad trains.”  I am certain that she did not realize that’s how the Nazis moved Jews in Germany.  I’m just certain she didn’t know because her brain is mostly dust anyway.

Phyllis, I’d think a woman your age would want to make peace with Jesus instead of pissing him off.

You know, I have come to the conclusion that this is gonna  build up with them trying to outdo each other being politically incorrect until one on them blurts out the N word.  I hope it’s Louie Gohmert.

Thanks to Linda for the heads up.

 

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  1. They never quit using the ‘n-word’. Soon they will go back to using it in public. That will be their issue and excuse to silence the media. Reporters won’t be able to report their conversations without editorial exorcise or redaction. They will require that coverage of their activities be verbatim and without any editorial action. Editors won’t do it so press creds will be surrendered, and the republi-can’ts will be able to operate openly … and in silence — legally.

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  2. JAKvirginia says:

    Phyllis (Moran) Schlafly — P(M)S

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  3. Phyllis is still alive…

    I thought her kids pushed her out to sea on an ice floe years ago…

    Good Gawd that’s horrible news…

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  4. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    While Loopy Louie is certainly capable of blurting and splurting, he’s been out T-Rumped of late. However, my money is on the Outlaw Jersey Whale, Governor Cartman to be the crass gasbag that first openly spews the ‘n’ word.

    As for the dustbin of the irrelevant, we need a scorecard as to which of them have moved on to giving Satan nightmares and which ones are hiding under several layers of dust to defy the undertaker.

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  5. JAKv –

    Gotta take issue with your implication that female hormones have some part in this. Even if they could be conflated with this kind of hatemongering craziness, Phyllis couldn’t have had much in her system for at least the last 30 years.

    C’mon, I know you can do better, fresher material than that.

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  6. Oh Lawdy Lawdy. Hair spray. They still sell that stuff? People like Phyllis still use Aqua-Net? People still spray varnish into their hair to keep it puffy and in place? I remember that smell like a long-buried fever nightmare.

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  7. You know, they just don’t make fascist racist hags like Phyllis Schlafly anymore. But just to be on the safe side she should be sterilized anyway.

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  8. Larry from Colorado says:

    I find it very hard to believe that you can read the Bible and vote Republican right now. Intolerance and hatred are not in the teachings of my Christ.

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  9. e platypus onion says:

    If she is such a good kristian,why is it still breathing? Don’t the good die young (and sane)?

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  10. Train cars full of immigrants conjures up such horrifying images of Hitler’s final solution that I shudder to think that might happen. We must absolutely shout down these fascists at eery turn, starting with dustbrain, here.

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  11. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Every time I hear of ole Phyllis, I wonder how things are with my old friend whose father was a partner in the same law firm. It was an early lesson about lawyers and how the law manages to work despite personal feelings.

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  12. Unfortunately, Monty, there’s always Ann Coulter to step up and take Phyllis’ place as a racist, fascist hag.

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  13. As Mark Twain once wrote to an editor, “You need to send your brain out and have it cleaned. Anybody can see that it’s all caked up.”

    This old fool is in the same category as Limbaugh and Coulter and Huckabee and Carson and Trump, among others: so much garbage falls out of their mouths that I don’t understand why anybody pays any attention. It’s not polite to stare at people like them when they go out in public.

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  14. JAKvirginia says:

    Lunargent: Oops. I was going for Post-Moran Syndrome. PMS was just coincidence. Sorry.

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  15. I have despised that woman since I was a child. I am now in my late fifties. How is it possible she is 1) still alive, and 2) still being quoted. Gah.

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  16. And as long as the corporate media is owned by people who want to push their agenda, she, Limbaugh, Coulter, Huckabee and all of them will get all the air time they want to spew their vile garbage.

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  17. Tom, T-rump shellacs that vermin on his head so it never moves. Hair spray is not enough.

    Racist, Fascist Hag, Sr. (Schafly), is probably giddy with excitement over the PP terrorism. I imagine Racist, Fascist Hag, Jr. (Coulter), surely feels the same.

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  18. Poor Phyllis, she get dug up every year or so to give us her two plug dimes worth of non-wisdom. Apparently neither God nor the devil is anxious for her company. Is there any wonder why?

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  19. Dust would be an improvement.

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  20. Linda Phipps says:

    I really don’t think Louie Gohmert would splurt out the “N” word, that’s more in the Trump lexicon… but as for Phyllis Schlafly’s dusty brain, it’s in a class by itself, but a good contender for mouldy brains is the up and coming freak Linda Harvey, jockying for the position of the worst woman in America. PS, at the Total Wine I tend to hurry past the stack of “Schlafly” beer, even though I understand it isn’t all that bad, and the maker is really like his mother.

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  21. Linda Phipps says:

    PS, I should add that Sandy Rios is also on the short list of Worst Woman in America. They still use that sweet dewey eyed picture of her which brings to mind the Picture of Dorian Gray.

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  22. Indiana Pearl says:

    Please eliminate the word “hag” from your rhetoric. It’s sexist and ageist. Baggers use it all the time to describe HRC.

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  23. Why stop with 11 million? Why not include everyone who does not have an ancestor who either fought in Washington’s Continental army or one who defended the Alamo!

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  24. l'angelomisterioso says:

    The varnish they spray into their hair has the unintended consequence of making said hair more flammable, just saying.
    I sometimes think old Phyl,like a lot of wingers, is too mean and ugly to die.

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  25. Its only because I am so old now that I can recall when Schlafley was on TV a lot. Even then she just did not impress me as a person of a depth or breadth of intellect. She was anti-choice but revealed herself as someone who did not know bleep about human biology and often bagged it when the conversation turned in that direction. She’s like Mental Ben. Might have an IQ but has had blinders on for eons. Knows only one limited area and nothing else but boy she sure wants everyone to think she is God’s gift.

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  26. yellowdogintexas says:

    Ah the fumes of Aqua-Net! Takes me back to my high school years when we all wanted our hair to look like Jackie Kennedy’s. Mine never would but that did not stop me from giving it the Old School Try.

    There is another stellar use for it and may be the reason it is still around: it will shoot a stream of lacquer at a cockroach and suffocate it in no time flat. It is kind of fun, actually.

    Phyllis was anti choice and anti- women’s movement in general despite the fact that she had a career in law back when not that many women were even admitted to Law School. How hypocritical can you get, really?

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