Sally Yates for President

May 08, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

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20 Comments to “Sally Yates for President”

  1. Yates and Franken – I would get behind that ticket!

  2. Jane & PKM says:

    El Jefe, thank you for the good news. Was out riding the fence line doing spring stuff, so missed the fun. Was hoping Ms. Sally Yates, Esq. would shred the morons. That she shredded little Teddie Crooze is an added bonus. After the way Cecile Richards clowned that dingbat punter Chaffetz, one might think the fools would learn. But no, they continue to underestimate women and have their heads handed to them.

    😀 Can’t wait for McTurdle to wander into Senator Collins from Maine. Women’s health issues? Yeah, please, please go there, Mitch. Your head will be coming out the south bound head of your north bound shell.

    Message to Dolt45: political aspirations? Could be that Ms. Yates has her eyes set on your job. It’s like this Donnie, you said “you’re fired” to the wrong woman.

  3. I’m holding my breath a bit here, because it IS May 8, 2017 and the next presidential year is 2020, BUT Franken looked very together today and Yates looked very together today. So yeah. I like what I see.

  4. I would only add:

    Who’s in the ooze now, Mr. Cruz?
    Do you like green eggs and ham?”

  5. Jane & PKM says:

    Micr, you’re correct that 2020 is a ways off, not that we should stop planning. The joy would be in Dolt45 not lasting until the end of this month. Ms. Yates handed the snacilbupeR sinators their heads today. When Flim Flam Flynn flames out, it’s only fair that Donnie is part of the wreckage.


    Vote 2018! If Donnie is gone, we still need control of both the House and Senate to keep Mikey Dense and Lyin’ Ryan in check, if Lyin’ Ryan somehow manages to hold onto his House seat.

    NV embarrassment Heller is looking for the gangway that rats take to abandon ship. His Senate seat is on the block in 2018 and his backpedaling is a thing of beauty. May he find his way to the exit while in reverse.

  6. @Jane & PKM

    A Drumpf resignation puts more options on the table than my tiny brain can sort out, some of them with one or more dependencies. My calendar includes a reminder to vote against Sessions in 2018 and to vote against Drumpf/Pence in 2020.

  7. BarbinDC says:

    No matter how many times it happens, these putzes just simply can’t believe they’d be pwned by a GIRL!

  8. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    If I weren’t an already married for 36+ years old fart who is old enough to be her father, there’s a good chance that I would have a crush on Sally Yates.

  9. Jane & PKM says:

    BarbinDC, if Mitch McTurdle had a lick of sense, he’d hang the Cecile Richards classic pwning Chaffetz in the Senate men’s rooms. Or, on his refrigerator at home before Senator Collins and the other lady Senators squash his little turtle nads and those of his male morons doing the Senate health care redo as if they had a clue about women or health care.

    Micr, not to worry. Dolt45 isn’t smart enough to resign. He’s no Nixon. 😀 Donnie will either be carried out in a special suit strapped in the back or chains. When the indictments start flying, it will be interesting to watch Donnie’s “loyal” family file motions to separate their cases from his.

  10. Maymoon says:

    I admire her composure.

  11. maryelle says:

    It was grating to hear all those Rethugs veering off from the stated reason for being there: Russian interference. They all tried to destroy Yates’ credibility by throwing the travel ban issue in her face, despite the fact that the courts have proven her dead right! Not too bright a strategy, and they paid for it in front of all the world. “Bout time!

  12. Al Franken is very smart and can think on his feet. He’s also decent, honest and a native Minnesotan. His wife, Frannie, is fairly quiet. They’ve been married since 1975. He has no scandals, no affairs, 2 very smart children having successful careers themselves and is a Reformed Jew.

    I’m very honored to have AL Franken as my senator and I believe he would make a wonderful president.

  13. dbtexas says:

    Whoa! However, I’m not convinced Mr. Cruz has sufficient self awareness to realize his head was handed to him. Narcissists are like that!

  14. Tilphousia says:

    Heard that sleazy Ted ran out of the hearing room so fast he whooshed. Go Sally! That is one smart, classy lady. Presidential material. And I just love Al Franken. What a ticket! And to the male morons in House and Senate: you own this! Your party is heading to hell at warp speed. And that is where you all belong.

  15. Fred Farklestone says:

    Post Turtle joke!

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher,
    who’s hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Cruz being elected by a mass of media led, brainless conservatives to be our Senator.

    The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Cruz is a ‘Post Turtle'”.
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was. The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road on you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle”.

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain. “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, and he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with”.

  16. two crows says:

    We’ve got precedent!
    In 2010, President Obama started the Consumer Protection Agency, he tasked Elizabeth Warren with setting it up. Then the Senate refused to even consider her to run it.

    So Warren ran for the Senate.
    And won.
    Tell me please, IS there a bigger thorn in the current Senate’s side than Senator Warren?
    And they can’t get rid of her — only the good people of Massachusetts can do that.

    Fast forward to 2017.
    President Trump fired Sally Yates for doing her job: protecting the US Constitution.

    Run for the Senate, Sally! I’m certain you’ll get no end of pleasure of thwarting Tweety from that perch. And us folks out in the hinterlands will get no end of pleasure from watching you do it.

    And the Senate is the best stepping stone to the White House there is. Especially now that Tweety has shown us that owning a business — isn’t.

  17. It appears she stayed on Ted Cruz for longer than the required 8 seconds and didn’t even come near gettin’ tossed off. She might have a new career ahead of her.

  18. AliceBeth says:

    Does Cruz even realize how he looked and sounded? Is he self aware enough to know? I have my doubts.

  19. @Tony Bob King

    While that’s true, remember Raphael is already stump broke. The Kochs took care of that.