Rules
This is NOT a blog. This is a professional political organization so there are a few rules.
I take full and personal responsibility for everything that appears here, including my typos and misspellings. I’m a grown-up. Grown-ups do that. So, I will not let you say anything I am not willing to take legal responsibility for. If you want to say libelous things without accountability, go get an anonymous blog like the wimpy little boys do. You can comment tacky things about me here because Lord knows I am a tacky woman, but you better be honest about which tacky things you say. No matter what anyone says, I am a good cook so I am not listening to that crapola. So don’t even start.
No one is allowed to comment as “Anonymous” because it’s very confusing when I try to figure out who to call an idiot. It does not take a triple digit IQ to come up with a handle. Hell, truckers can come up with a handle. Don’t make me come over there and slap ya.
Now to the fun stuff. If I know you, you can comment without me reading it first. If I don’t know you, you can’t. I have to approve it and I’m a busy woman. Being the Texas Chainsaw Manicurist takes time out of my day, so you might have to wait to get your comment approved. That’s what you get for not knowing me. It’s a tough price to pay.
We talk about local politics here mainly, but all politics are local. I will throw in some state and national stuff as the mood hits me. The last time I was in a good mood was 1954. Get used to it.
Good job, Juanita! So glad to see ya back in business. Sic ‘em!!!
1Love it and the rules are good ones to have!
2I am so excited! I assume you will be serving margaritas with our manicures?
3“Tell Juanita” isn’t working. I get a message that my form is missing. It isn’t missing, gravity just reshaped it!
4We are working on that right now. Keep test driving this thang, Honey.
5… and Cheese Nips.
6How ’bout beer?
7How ’bout it?
8I like nachos, but only with good cheese, and I’m a good rule-abider.
9the beer’s on the way
y’all can have your wine, some of us relish the remnants of barbarian blood we’ve come into the world with
as to the nachos, absolutely!
Glad you’re back on, only wish you’d have done it sooner. What with all that’s been going on, my you’re gonna be working for a good long while!
10you reckon krugman will appear a la scott brown too?
11I am so glad that our County Chair sent this to me!! I am the one that still has the article Juanita Jean wrote about the Middle East that appeared in some Ft Bend paper about 20 years ago! You’re my fave!!! And God knows that I will need you during the next 2 election cycles considering the Supreme Court decision on corporations being people and the race to redistrict. Thank you!!!
12Boy hidey … am I glad Juanita’s back.
Hat tip from sunny, sultry Indonesia.
13Thank Gawd Juanita is back! But even before her hairdressing days didn’t she have a place on the Brazos River, a bait shop and yatch club? I kept planning on spending a weekend in one of her “cabins” and catching a few mudcats to go with the hushpuppies she turned out but got married and moved to Vermont. When I wear my gimmee hat with her old logo on it these Vermonters keep wanting to take it away from me…they like stuff like that .
14The elected officials of Johnson County, Texas would rather see Democrats back in local offices than to have someone like you in reportin’ their comin’s and goin’s. If you ever think of relocating, we’ll roll out the red carpet for you ANYTIME! But, if it happens, the stuffy ol’ Republicans might reinstate public lynchin’s. But it’s okay, the rope supplier’s a Yeller Dawg….and he can wind em’ like he use to!
15Thank you for the warning, LuAnne. I’ve myself have become pleasantly accustomed to tar and feathers. Hell, I even consider it a fashion accessory!
16To my suprise, my move to Florida did not create a change in the political landscape. Who would have thought Hernando County, Florida would have as many lying, cheating, morally righteous Republicans as Fort Bend County, Texas! The only change is no Juanita Jean. You would have a field day here!
JimBob
17I’m a Dem living in Tom Delay’s old fief in district 22.
Any ideas who to vote for besides Pete Olsen now that our Dem candidate Kesha Rogers is publicly campaigning for the impeachment of President Barack Obama “After” she won the nomination of our Dem party?
http://fray.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/3729291.aspx
Sad.
18Best Regards
Lobato1
I’m not voting in that race.
19Actually, I just paid for a domain website for three years, it is called http://www.republicanlieoftheday.com, I just have to design my “page” (yikes!)…it’s a bit intimidating.
Greetings from the South End of Boston, I came upon your page quite by accident, and am loving it!
I hope to be a regular visitor to this site.
20You are the best.
21Oh Lordy, Lordy…Juanita…..I too am a cosemtologist of the same thought as yourself…..or as we call ourselves, you well know,…..operators!!!…I luv ya already, hun, and greetings from SW Missouri!!!! Lovin’ your shop talk…..sometimes up here, we have to keep our mouths closed….sooooooo hard for me!!!! Hugs!!
22You seem like a Godless Pinko to me.
23RE: Lobato1 ===> Kesha Rogers:
aaaaagggghhhh!!!! {head explodes}
has she been sniffin the ‘bad tequila’ worms again? what we should do is impeach SCJ Thomas (for starters) but only an eijit could talk of impeaching Obama. If you don’t like him, back someone else – I hear the wack job from Minnesota (or was it Michigan? – one of the ‘M’ states) is talking about running & I’m sure she’ll appreciate your (ms Kesha’s) support.
So lets imagine the Articles of Impeachment that she must want:
A.1 – I don’t like him
A.2 – he has a funny name
A.3 – he doesn’t have to pay to keep up his tan
A.4 – he thinks before he speaks, acts, etc
A.5 – he is civilized & presents well in public
A.6 – lots of ’special interests’ seem to be riled up against him
A.7 – yada, dada do (w/ special thnx to Jerry Seinfeld & Fred Flintstone)
anyway – can you imagine us wasting our precious national resources on this nonsense? instead of building more wind turbines & solar panels?
when will these clowns just climb up onto their dinosaurs & ride off into the sunset (or maybe over a cliff or something – I don’t care which).
aaaarrrrggghhh!! {head explodes again}
24Have a nice day y’all :^)
oh & for Ray Williams:
[You seem like a Godless Pinko to me.]
Godless Pinko Lip & Nail Gloss – its the latest fashion. You should try it sometime.
25LOL
I am from the Mountain State of WV, but remember what Johnny Winter sang, “There’s so much poop in Texas, you’re bound to step in some.” Same goes for WV! Go figure. How do I sign up? Love this site!
26Jeannie – I had to edit your comment a tad. Sorry about that but Momma will come after you with a bar of soap with intent to clean your mouth if she catches you talkin’ dirty here.
27Just found this site, love it! The wack job is from Minnesota. In fact, we have two wack jobs running for Pres. Both are really wacked but maybe the “she bear”is the worst. We also have a lot of wackos in the state senate and house. Pray for us.
28Hello Juanita…
29Just came by your website via Mudflats Forum and a write up about insane Palin.
Enjoy your refreshing sense of humor mucho…btw…do you have a Twitter account?
Yes, in fact, I do. I try to Twitter once a year or so even if I don’t have anything to say. I use the name Crabbait.
30Glad we have your voice. If you did not exist, we would need to invent you!
Thanks, John
31Can you squeeze me in for a trim today or tomorrow?
32I used to read you regularly in the Fort Bend Star (I believe it was), then you disappeared. You must have really stepped on some toes. Glad to have found your site and welcome back!
33Whoa! Juanita Jean, do you do men’s haircuts? Considering that you run The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon I’d expect the guys to be lining up the way they do to ride that mechanical bull at the local saloon after a few shots of tequila on Friday night. I mean, really, what a great way to show you got cojones! Do you take walk-ins or do I need an appointment?
34Hey Juanita, just came across your site by accident – I love it! I am a displaced Texan (from the Panhandle) living in Washington state. Rick Perry was whacked up side the head with a stupid stick at some point in his childhood. I will be reading you daily to learn more about this. I am sending your url to my family and friends. My momma and her husband are two of the few Democrats in West Texas. In 2007, she wore her “Obama for President” button to bridge club just to shut the rest of them up from talking so stupid about McCain. One of my sisters lived in Juneau, AK until recently. She came down to my area for some surgery just before the presidential election. She found out that one of the nurses loved Sarah “I quit” Palin. She went under ranting about “that liar” and when we were with her as she came out, she picked up where she left off. Thanks for the posts that I know will be very informative and entertaining in the coming months!
35I’ll eat anything you cook!
36I’ve missed Molly Ivans something fierce until now… You’re like Molly on steroids!
37Viva Juanita!!!
Let’s hear it for the Wall Street Occupiers! Let’s hear it for the people publicizing the “I am the 99%” campaign. Let’s hear it for Juanita Jean and her plain ol’ truth and common sense!
Maybe we all need to stop complaining to each other, or whispering in the corners about how inequitable things are and start making a “little bit o’ noise” out there in the world.
Will be marching with the “Occupiers” this weekend.
MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!
38I stumbled on your website not long ago and have really enjoyed it. Ever since Ann and Molly left us, I haven’t been much interested in Texas politics, but you add a lot of the national soap opera. When people bleat about states rights, I always say, ” I live in Texas so i’ll take my chances with the Federal government running the real important things”. I’ve lived here since ‘68 and we just keep going to the right. If we don’t stop soon, we’ll fall off that flat earth. Keep on talking Juanita.
39I think we should start a campaign to get Rick Perry to get a truck driving job. I can just see him at truckstops, wowing the guys with his tall tales. Somebody over in New Mexico sent me one of your blogs and I told the rest of the world so you can blame him for any new crazies you got. Me, I’m not crazy, I’m just fed up. I want music! Let’s make up some songs about current events.
40Marge
Hi…I stumbled on to this site while looking for a decent picture of Fred Biery to post with my comment on his order in the Schultz v Medina Case. Yours is one of the few “I like Fred Biery” websites I have found. I loved your article. My article can be read at http://oldgaylawyer.com/blogs/blog1.php/comment-on-samuel-fredrick-biery if you care to do so. I am enjoying your site.
41I have been led here by my e-mail friend marge…and I thank you. As an old white-haired Texas hippie chick whose heroes were Ann Richards, Barbara Jordan, and Molly Ivins, I think I may have come to the right place…
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