Rick Perry Lets Trump Grab Him By The Pussy

July 30, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh, y’all.  Rick Perry is the only person in America who supports Trump’s Tweetpolicy.

 

He doesn’t just support it.  He totally supports.  Totes.  Totally totes.

“The idea that the American people need to be paying for these types of operations to change your sex is not very wise from a standpoint of economics,” he continued. “I think the president makes some good decisions about making sure that we have a force that is capable.”

Col. Moris Davis responds.

 

 

Okay, just so you know.  Medical care for transgender soldiers would cost about 1% as much as the military spends on bands. Yeah, bands. Music. It is estimated that medical support for transgender service members would cost anywhere between $2 – $4 million.  Trump’s travel to Mar-a-Loco cost $20 million for his first 80 days in office.  The military spent $41 million on Viagra alone.

So, the reason Perry supports it cannot be economics nor will it ever be.  Perry is once again trying to certify his heterosexual credentials.  He’s just reminding you that he is not gay. Not gay. Not one little bit gay. Nada gayo.

And that Trump can grab him any place, any time, any where.

Thanks to Tony for the heads up.

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17 Comments to “Rick Perry Lets Trump Grab Him By The Pussy”


  1. $41,000,000 seems high for no more male general officers that DoD supports. Maybe the Viagra accounts should be audited. Hard.

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  2. Triple thanks for including Col. Davis’s comment. It’s priceless, and right on the button.

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  3. Oldymoldy says:

    I have for some reason, been under the impression that doing the nasty amongst the ranks was frowned upon. What in hell do they do with all that viagra? An audit seem maybe past due! And that’s just the beginning with these fools!

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  4. oldymoldy says:

    “Rick Perry Lets Trump Grab Him By The Pussy”
    Geeze Juanita! ur gettin’ a bit risque/grumpy in ur old age! Of course, he is a pussy! (who is? well, pretty much the whole damn bunch of ’em) Is it still a naughty word in that context? May be the only thing we have to be thankful to him for.
    next thing u know well be able to say shit without being censored. smiley face! of course.

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  5. Jane & PKM says:

    Viagra? Thought singing a hearty chorus of “bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran” was all they needed. We’ve been lied to. Again.

    But let’s do the magical math for Rick. Add $4million for identity assistance and $45million for Viagra = $49million. The price tag for Donnie’s shock and guffaw in Syria was $80million. And, since they’ve admitted the bombs do not work for them and they still require the Viagra, eliminate the bombs for a cost savings of $35million.

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  6. Trump’s definitely got Perry by the ya-yas, and Sessions and plenty of others too. A columnist wondered who would take the Attorney General job if Sessions left, and I wondered if Chris Christie has had enough humiliation from Donnie yet or is in the market for more.

    As for Viagra (and as much $ again for other ED stuff), I’m told that a lot of it goes to older vets on the VA, not active duty so much. They’d better damn sight be paying for birth control too.

    As for disparaging words also used for male genitalia, we still have pr***, d***head, and schmuck, which is in Yiddish so I don’t need to bleep it.

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  7. I’m 100% for the music. Viagara…not so much.

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  8. Didn’t Trump tweet the other day that he consulted with “My Generals” about this newly concocted trans-in-the-military policy? Didn’t any general who commented on the statement say something on the order of, we don’t know what he’s talking about?

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  9. Jane & PKM says:

    Rhea, last I knew the military did provide reproductive health care for women. I’m inclined to state that they still do, because otherwise we would have heard a great gnashing of teeth from higher command(s.) Each unit is evaluated on “operational readiness.” Those numbers would take a serious hit should the rate of pregnancies suddenly increase.

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  10. With Ricky Perry being so awesomely stoopid, just think of all those idiots that voted for him!!!

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  11. Jane & PKM says:

    L.Long, the US Senate confirmed Perry 62-37.

    https://images.newrepublic.com/7f18de4aee1d1750a74321e569f8625853091e0b.gif?w=600&q=65&dpi=1&h=309

    Democratic Sens. Mark Warner (Va.), Joe Manchin (W.Va.), Heidi Heitkamp (N.D.), Tom Udall (N.M.), Catherine Cortez Masto (Nev.), Debbie Stabenow (Mich.), Claire McCaskill (Mo.), Jon Tester (Mont.), Ben Cardin (Md.) and Joe Donnelly (Ind.), and Independent Sen. Angus King (Maine), voted with all present Republicans to back Perry.

    Am more than a little surprised and disappointed that Catherine Cortez Masto (Nev.) and Independent Sen. Angus King (Maine) lent votes to Bozo.

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  12. 1. Confusion here. Viagra for the ENTIRE military? Hey, I thought the stuff was banned for pilots and for good reason!

    2. Perry is the odd number wheel on the bus. They had to find some place to warehouse him until they could find out what else to do with his uselessness.

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  13. Chesshire Tuna says:

    Some of the Viagra was used to secure help from tribal elders in the combat zones…..along with a wad of cash. They quickly spread the word about the miracle pill .

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  14. A former Navy surgeon said that because of President Donald Trump’s announcement of a ban on transgender people serving in the armed services, she will waive the cost of gender confirmation surgery for some military personnel.
    http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_597e0e1fe4b02a4ebb760a2f/amp?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000011
    Annual military spending on
    Viagra: $41.6 million
    Cialis: $22.8 million
    Trans medical care: $8.4 million

    Total military spending on erectile dysfunction medicines amounts to $84 million annually, according to an analysis by the Military Times — 10 times the cost of annual transition-related medical care for active duty transgender servicemembers.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/wonk/wp/2017/07/26/the-military-spends-five-times-as-much-on-viagra-as-it-would-on-transgender-troops-medical-care/

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  15. e platypus onion says:

    The idea that Americans need to pay the salaries of gubmint employees this stoopid is what is stoopid.

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  16. AlanInAustin ... says:

    Absent any credibility, Perry’s opinion means exactly ZERO.

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  17. NicaBrian says:

    I admit I thought you were joking about the Viagra bit and had to look it up. Now THAT is sticking it to the taxpayer! Personally I think before a physician can prescribe medicine for erectile dysfunction they should be required to have the spouse’s written permission. I suspect the demand would droop.

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