Rick Perry Gets Feelings Hurt

April 29, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized


“He is such a little weenie,” Juanita exclaims while reading something on the internet machine.

Since that could be a plethora of men Juanita has a strong disliking to, we ask who.  She begin to read aloud —

Perry [is] now complaining that Obama is showing a preference to Alabama and other storm-stricken states, while denying Texas approval of a recent wild-fire-related Major Disaster declaration.

Perry, who has been a constant critic of states taking federal aid money, and who at one point argued that Texas might opt to secede from the Union (again), if matters did not change in Washington DC to suit him, has nevertheless expected and received billions of dollars in federal taxpayer money to help his state.

“Rick Perry whines when the federal government gives disaster money.  He whines when he doesn’t get some.  He whines when President Obama does come to Texas.  He whines when President Obama doesn’t come to Texas.  Dammit, every time he opens his mouth, all I hear is the sound of a spoon pounding on a high chair tray,” Juanita admits.

“Rick, don’t make me pull over to the side of the road.  Your brother did not get a bigger piece than you did.”

“Cheezzzzzz … somebody spank him.”

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