Pity the Lawyer Who Has to Keep a, uh, “Straight” Face.

February 26, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

JoeMyGod found this gem.

Lawyers for former GOP Sen. Larry Craig will argue tomorrow before a federal court that his activities in that Minnesota airport restroom were a legitimate part of his job as a U.S. Senator. Seriously. The Federal Election Commission has charged Craig with illegally using $216,000 in campaign funds in his attempt to have his tearoom toe-tapping guilty plea withdrawn.

Craig is now a lobbyist for coal mining and timber companies.  He should feel right at home among all those logs.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “Pity the Lawyer Who Has to Keep a, uh, “Straight” Face.”


  1. He’s living in his own private Idaho

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  2. Well, River Phoenix would NEVER put up with his stupidity….Bless his heart.

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  3. Sam in Kyle says:

    I figured he would get a gig endorsing KY (Not the state).

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  4. Why are you “hard-on” Larry? Is this a “stance” you are proud of or are you just “blowing” out of pleasure? I took a couple of blue pills. I can keep this “up” all week!

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  5. Once again, these REPIGS just cannot control their water or their closets~I feel sorry for the Gay Movement when they are constantly being harrassed while these REPIG fools and the rest of the bunch from the “Church” make everyone look like they are some sort of deviant~YIKES, maybe he will go to prison and his “stance” issue can be resolved for good~

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  6. If I were the judge, I would ask what specific congressional task was he trying to complete in the bathroom stall and why he needed a stranger to assist him in completing it.

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  7. Sorry- rape, including prison rape=not funny

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  8. Corinne Sabo says:

    Yes. Texas Senators do that all th etime….

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  9. scottybeamer says:

    If trying to pick up a police officer in a bathroom is a “legitimate part of a Senator’s job”, we are all in a big world of serious hurt………….part of job?…..really? I guess he was getting ready to introduce some kind of bill……..or something………probably something.

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  10. thank you Jose!!

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  11. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    As a Yewnited States Senator, I was required to meet with constituents in a variety of out-of-the-way places.

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  12. Larry IS NOT AND HAS NEVER BEEN A HOMOSEXUAL we have his word on it.

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  13. Hey, Larry thought the guy in the next stall was a Wall Street Lobbyist, and just acted as any other Republican Senator would act…

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  14. Aghast Independent says:

    Think about this folks….what a difference a few years makes. It seems like just yesterday this guy was a pariah among the Republican Party. Today in the news I saw that prominent Republicans are signing on to a bill to recognize same sex marriage.
    The times they are a changin’…….

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  15. Aghast Independent, I think it’s great, even though pretty much all the GOPers who signed are out of office and can say what they want.

    Now if they would PLEASE shift their party toward sanity on climate change too….

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  16. I wonder if Craig’s old job description included “other duties as required.” Employers can usually stretch that to fit just about anything.

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  17. innerlooper says:

    glf .. he was trying to pass some bs legislation & asked Alec for a helpin hand with a Lil toe tappin.

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