Y’all, I’m Hiring Trump’s Doctor.

January 16, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

See, for years I’ve tried to get my doctor to add an inch to my height so my weight matches healthy.

 

Where did, you know, they find, you know, this doctor, you know?  I like how he tried to make cognitive skills mean sanity.

Dr. Sanjay Gupta calls bullcorn.

 

Remember the Rightwing Stink Over Obama and the Umbrella?

January 16, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Well, the chickens have come home to roost.

Here’s the picture they were upset about —

And here’s the whole shot —

 

 

Trump had to protect his hair, y’all.

 

Yeah, there’s more pictures.

Notice how big that umbrella is and he thinks it will only cover his hair?  Ego, dude.

Oh, and yeah —

Grin.

 

Semantics

January 16, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

I need some help with semantics this morning.

That Trump immigration meeting that has been described as a kindergartener with mood swings.  It continues to be the craziest damn thing.

Behind the discrepancy: A senior GOP source familiar with the matter told CNN that instead of hearing the President say “shithole,” some Republicans heard Trump say “shithouse.”

Two Trump allies came out publicly on Sunday to dispute that Trump decried immigrants coming from “shithole countries” and sought to cast doubt on Durbin’s public account of the meeting.
Okay, so Republicans are calling Durbin a liar because he said shithole when the actual term Trump use was shithouse.

I don’t get it.

What the hell is a shithouse?  And how come that term is morally superior to shithole?

Besides, Trump doesn’t believe the people in these counties live in actual houses.  He thinks they live in huts so why would he say shithouse instead of shithole?

More importantly, are Tom Cotton and Dick Perdue trying to pretend that there’s a major difference between house and hold when preceded by the word shit?

Perdue called Durbin’s statement a “gross misrepresentation.”  Gross?  Really?  They allow Perdue to talk about gross?  Whoa – that’s irony!

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Oh Dear

January 16, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Hey, you know what Bismarck said about making laws and sausage . . . .

Jimmy Dean Food Company Political PAC just got a fussy letter from the FEC about problems with their ethics filing.

Don’t watch!

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy queen for the heads up.

Texas Is Closed Today

January 16, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

It is sleeting in my neck of the woods today and it might even snow this afternoon.  They closed my county.

I know I should feel blessed to live in an area where temperatures in the 20’s cause the Houston local news station to stay on all day with pictures of actual icicles.  The schools are closed, county and city government is closed, and everybody is inside making chili for dinner.

 

Pray for us, y’all.  We can’t stand this.

 

Is Trump a Racist?

January 15, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Well, your neighbors at the New York Times says there is certainly evidence of it going way back from the shithole comment.

They have made a definitive list of Trump’s racist statements and actions and then published it on MLK Day.  As expected, it’s long.