Sounds Like a Fun Guy!

September 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Jeff Mateer is currently the First Assistant Attorney General of Texas.

He’s a real fun guy.  He’s active in the Liberty Institute and Trump’s nominee for a federal judgeship.

In a pair of 2015 speeches, President Donald Trump’s nominee for a federal judgeship in Texas described transgender children as evidence of “Satan’s plan,” lamented that states were banning conversion therapy and argued that sanctioning same-sex marriage would lead to polygamy and bestiality.

Yeah, just the kind of guy I want as a federal judge – a guy who thinks Satan is birthing children and spends his free time thinking about having sex with sheep.

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.

The Great Beyond

September 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

There is a chance, a pretty good chance, that Roy Moore is gonna be the next United States senator from Aladamnbama.

Moore is so damn nuts that Trump went to Alabama to defend his title as Head Crazy Guy in DeeCee by endorsing Moore’s opponent.  But Moore has a secret weapon – God Hisownself.

Moore talking on CNN.

“You wonder why we’re having shootings, and killings here in 2017? Because we’ve asked for it. We’ve taken God out of everything. We’ve taken prayer out of school, we’ve taken prayer out of council meetings.”

You’d think everybody would have notice that there were no killings and crap before 1962. Or, that the increased of availability of guns has anything at all to do with this.

And to prove that Moore has God on his side, he even touted the endorsement of the infamous Phyllis Schlafly.  Schlafly died a year ago at age 92, proving that the good die young. She stopped most of her endorsements and public appearances following her death.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.  

Keep It Classy, Republicans.

September 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Republicans are not doing well in social media.  It’s Facebook now.

South Dakota State House member and majority whip Lynne DiSanto, posted a little drawing on Facebook.


Oh, yeah.  Vehicular murder is just so damn funny.

But, settle down, because she can easily explain that you totally misunderstood her little joke.

“I am sorry if people took offense to it and perceived my message in any way insinuating support or condoning people being hit by cars,” DiSanto said. “I perceived it differently. I perceived it as encouraging people to stay out of the street.”

No, you did not, Miss Priss.

Later she blamed “the highly charged political environment that we’re in.”  Holy crap. woman, who do you think cause that?  What the hell is wrong with you?  Does it have a name?  Is there a cure?


Nope, Twitter Wars Not Over

September 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Okay, so we’ve got a killer hurricane in Puerto Rico, pissed off allies at the UN, a Republican health care bill trying to kill us all, a major earthquake in Mexico City, a failing infrastructure, a government owned by Russia and soon under indictment, and what does our president think is important?


He never got an Emmy.


North Korea Wins Twitter War

September 19, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Rocket Man retorts …



I Know Exactly How You Feel, Bro.

September 19, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

General John Kelly face palming during Trump’s war drum pounding speech at the UN.


Dude, ya should have drugged Trump this morning.

And then a little later —


I think he’s having some sort of existential crisis or something.