More Republicans on Display

July 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Well, I’m not saying that all Republicans are perverts, but it looks like all perverts are Republicans.

A Kentucky Republican Party county chairman has resigned after he was arrested in Tennessee on charges of indecent exposure and resisting arrest in a department store, the GOP and police said.

David Narramore, 54, of Whitesburg was arrested Saturday night in a Belk department store in Kingsport, Tenn., according to police there.

A store employee told officers that he was in a bathroom stall next to Narramore when Narramore began rubbing his foot against the employee’s. Narramore then exposed himself to the employee, according to police.

He resisted arrest and was razed, which he enjoyed profoundly.

You’re not going to believe this but the county he represents is the Letcher County Republican Party.  I’m not jacking with you.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Ring! Ring! Hello, Human Resources Department

July 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

If you’re keeping score at home —

Sean Spicer is out.  He resigned.  SNL will be so sad.

Trump legal team spokesman Mark Corallo resigned. He had some dignity remaining and wanted to keep it.

Next up: Will Baron Trump resign sonship?

 

I’m Not Saying That Yesterday Was Crazy, But … Oh Hell Yes, That’s Exactly What I’m Saying

July 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Here ya go.

  • The Washington Post claims President Trump asked advisers about how to pardon himself, his family and his businesses on Thursday
  • Separately, he has asked his lawyers to dig up dirt on former FBI Director Robert Mueller in an effort to discredit his Russia investigation, it was claimed
  • At the same time, Mark Corallo, the spokesman from his legal team resigned
  • Corallo did not want to publicly criticize Mueller as instructed, sources said
  • Trump ordered a reshuffle of the team late on Thursday night as a result
  • His long-serving personal lawyer Marc Kasowitz will see his responsibilities reduced as a result, it was claimed

Here’s where we are.  Republican Senator Bob Corker said, “Things are starting to feel incoherent.”

Starting?  Starting?  Hell, Senator, we passed incoherent three months ago. We’re at fully discombobulated with some damn whipped cream on top.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Friday Toons

July 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

 

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Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press

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Well, This is Going Well…

July 21, 2017 By: El Jefe

The Washington Post is reporting this morning that several sources have said that Trump and his attorneys are investigating his powers to pardon his staff, his family, and even himself.  That’s right, folks, the President of the United States, SIX MONTHS INTO HIS TERM, is already trying to figure out how to get out of criminal charges that are surely forthcoming.  At the same time, his talking heads, lead by his Chief Bloviator, Newt Gingrich, are already trying to discredit special prosecutor Bob Mueller and his team of high powered lawyers.

Now, I understand that I’m just a dumb bread baker and beer brewer from Way-the-Hell-Down-in-Texas, but I’m just recalling what my Old Man taught me when I was a mere sprite working with him in his wood shop – he said to me, “Those who scream the loudest are the most guilty.” – or at least something like that.  That lesson certainly applies here.  Trump who is a career huckster and liar knows deep-down that there is one truth…he and his family are guilty as hell, and he KNOWS he’s going to get caught – Bigly.

 

Everybody Wants To Help

July 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Oh, y’all, this is so sweet of them.

Deutsche Bank has agreed to hand over records of its financial dealings with President Donald Trump after months of stalling and insistence that the records are confidential and privileged information.

Everybody send them a thank you note, okay?  Deutsche Bank has loaned Trump over a billion dollars even when no one else would.

In response to inquiries by Congressional Democrats, initially Deutsche Bank balked, citing privacy laws. However, on Wednesday the company agreed to comply with investigators.

Yeah, because, you know, organized crime is illegal all over the place.

And it appears that the only person at Fox News who still supports Trump is Sean Hannity.  All the rest of them have had about a gallon too much of him already.

Hey, even OJ had a better day than Donald Trump.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.