Finally!

September 23, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Well, I have to admit that I am thankful for Lt. Governor Dan Patrick today.  At least he’s a Republican willing to tell the truth.

Explaining why he leads Republican Donald Trump’s Texas presidential campaign, Patrick said Democrat Hillary Clinton would have people “coming from all over the world.”

And then?

“It will be very tough, Mark, to actually elect a Republican again to the White House.”

Dan Patrick leads Donald Trump’s presidential race in Texas, and he’s freely and proudly admitting that Trump’s immigration policy is based on politics.

I love my country this much.

I love my country this much.

So to the little boy sitting in back of an ambulance in total shock and covered with blood, we’d love to help you, but Dan Patrick sheds his Christian faith at the White House door.  Or, the voting booth.  He leaves it outside the voting booth so he can bring his own personal devils in there with him.

Sweet Jesus, I hate these people.  I really do.

 

Friday Toons

September 23, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

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Our Lady of Perpetual Misogyny UPDATED

September 22, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

One of our customers, Bunny, sent me this and I have her permission to share it with you.

Hard to believe but….

The picture is of two of my granddaughters who are the only two girls on their high school boys varsity soccer team, Foothills Academy, Scottsdale, AZ. That they were chosen for the team was an honor.

Tonight their school played Our Lady of Sorrows, Phoenix, AZ, so appropriate because their all boy soccer team would not even come on the field if the girls were to play. They would rather forfeit.

The girl’s coach left it up to the team and the girls were part of the decision. They didn’t want the rest of the boys to not be able to play too and they handled it really well. Coaches and players and parents were very supportive. Ready to forfeit, but decided to kick their butts instead. 3-1 halftime now.

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Girlpower!

UPDATED by Bunny on 9/22 —

Faith Christian notified Foothills Academy today they would forfeit their game if girls played.

Foothills Academy coach accepted their forfeit. Each player on his team voted. Every player voted to accept the forfeit. Especially noted are the players who are being looked at for college soccer scholarships and whose stats will be affected by each game not played. “I don’t give a damn about my stats, the girls are my team mates.”

The league will be updating their rosters with schools willing to play girls.

There ya go!

 

Thanks, Obama

September 22, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Get this: Donald Trump’s Volunteer Coordinator in Ohio just announced, “I don’t think there was any racism before Obama got elected,” and then proceeds to spew a bucket of racist statements.

No, seriously, she blames racism on Obama.  Go watch it.  I’ll wait for you.

Just a note:  I think “they” have done pretty well in the last 50 years because one of “them” is sitting in the White House, you ditzy ole narrow minded harpy.

She resigned.  Note that her last statement was that Donald Trump brought all this out.

Indeed he did.

Thanks to everyone for the heads up.

Reality TeeVee Trump Supporters

September 22, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Y’all, we’ve found at least reality teevee star supporting Trump.

This guy:

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Self Employed Gold Miner.  Damn, that was my old job.

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He’s finding gold on the ocean floor.  And some other stuff.

Apparently, he doesn’t run a very tight ship.

Kevin Beamish, 22, and Yvonne Adkison, 22, were brought into custody Thursday night after Beamish allegedly sold 0.2 grams of heroin to an undercover officer with the Western Alaska Alcohol and Narcotics Team.

Adkison is a dive tender featured on the Discovery Channel reality television program Bering Sea Gold.

Yep.  Trump supporter.  Vernon gave Ole Trump $250.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

 

Y’all, Bless His Heart

September 22, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Tom DeLay speaks —

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay appeared on Newsmax Prime yesterday, where he declared that President Obama will go down as the worst president in American history.

“I have said it and said it publicly and I’ve said it proudly,” DeLay stated, “this president is a Marxist, he believes in globalization, he believes in world order, he is a socialist from the get-go and we’re getting what we deserve because we made him president of the United States.”

I hate to be tacky but I think he meant, “My plastic surgeon is the worst plastic surgeon in plastic surgery history.”

 

Y’all by my reckoning, this is at least the third facelift he’s had and he alone has made botox an endangered species.

He’s written a new book.  I say “written” with my tongue tightly in my cheek because during his book tour for his last book, it because increasingly obvious that he’d never read his own book.

He’s also still begging for charity on his website.  However, now he wants money to spread the word of God. He’s become a preacher-for-hire.  Oh the mighty, how they fall pitifully.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.