Okay, This Has Nothing To Do With Politics
Babe, if you’re talking on the phone while using your iPad, you really, really need to drop the coffee. You’ve had too much. Plus, how the hell are you gonna drink that coffee without slapping yourself in the face with your iPad.
Additionally, you look like a dork.
Thelma says that’s why she likes being a large woman – in a pinch, with a good bra, you can perch your coffee between your ta-tas. However, don’t do it unless you have an insulated mug or else it’s a booger to explain to the emergency room doctor.