Okay, So Here’s a Question for Ya, Big Joe.

November 29, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, I got my Rick Perry endorsement email from Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

It’s real cute.

After talking about what a tough dude he is, which is a tad silly for a 79 year old man with Viagra on auto-refill down at the Walgreens, Sheriff Joe chats a minute about Rick Perry.

No candidate has done more to secure the border than Rick Perry. As governor, he directed nearly $400 million in state tax dollars to secure the border with more boots on the ground.

So, here’s my question.  If Rick Perry is so good at this border stuff, why the hell ain’t Texas’ border secure?  I mean it ain’t like he has to fight with a Democratic congress here or follow any particular laws or anything.

As president, Rick Perry will stop illegal immigration and drug smugglers with a massive increase in manpower, including National Guard troops and thousands of new Border Patrol agents.

And he’s gonna pay for all this federal help by ….?  I dunno, gun raffles?  Burrito sales?  Cause he hates the federal guvmint being in the states and he ain’t about to make people pay taxes.  Tell me, Joe, does Rick have some bright ideas he’s keeping in his back pocket but won’t tell us unless we elect him President?  Is that the deal, here?

Hey, you’re both pips, dude.  We could whip both your hineys at a beauty salon.  And we wouldn’t even brag about it.

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11 Comments to “Okay, So Here’s a Question for Ya, Big Joe.”


  1. the deficit doesn’t matter when a repub is in office, remember? he’ll just charge everything he needs for border security.

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  2. If Perry becomes Pres. maybe he’ll make Arpaio the Director of Fatherland Security.

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  3. “We could whip both your hineys at a beauty salon.”

    Now there is a trophy I like to see on your wall.

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  4. Besides his DOUBLE OOPS today in New Hampshire (forgetting that 18 year-olds can vote and the actual date of the election next year), NBC Nightly News showed a devastating film clip of Mexican drug dealers in Texas and the Rio Grande. Icky Ricky, you need to ‘splain yourself.

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  5. “No candidate has done more to secure the border than Rick Perry. ”

    Uh, what other candidate is a governor of a border state? Oh, wait I just realized Bachmann is from Minnesota. Well, no wonder Arpaio didn’t endorse her; she didn’t waste or promise to waste millions of dollars securing her border from illegal Canadian immigrants.

    Guess Perry isn’t for small government if he plans on hiring thousands of border agents; even if he’ll probably direct any monies to his donors as contract border agents.

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  6. glf–remember, this email was probably going mostly to republicans. He was counting on them being too stupid to catch that fact. He is just hoping everyone is going, “Ohhhhh, wwwwoooowwww!!!”

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  7. “After talking about what a tough dude he is, which is a tad silly for a 79 year old man with Viagra on auto-refill down at the Walgreens…”

    Juanita Jean, have you ever considered opening a “World’s most dangerous Beauty Salon” in Phoenix? Six months after the opening, “Sheriff Joe” could be found slinking out of town with his tail between his legs, followed shortly after by Governor “Red Queen” and the “twin embarrassments” Kyl and McCain.

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  8. Sam in Pearland says:

    The closest thing Rick has to having ideas in his back pocket is the fact his head’s up his butt.

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  9. I saw the picture of Gov. Ricky. Is that the “wide stance” the GOP guys take in the men’s room?

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  10. Icky Ricky and Ole Joe, now that’s a match made in hell. They deserve each other. Two dinghies and not an oar between them.

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  11. Bravo, june! I am so stealing the dinghy reference!

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