Oh Steve, Did You Find That in Your Dumpster Headquarters?

December 30, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

As most of you know, Congressman Steve Stockman’s campaign headquarters is in a dumpster.

And it appears he found something to giggle about in there —

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Liberal tears are the best gun lubricant around?

I imagine his guns are slicker than snot on a doorknob.

Thanks to Brian and Kyle for the heads up.

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23 Comments to “Oh Steve, Did You Find That in Your Dumpster Headquarters?”

  1. So why’s he lubricating a Kalashnikov and not a real Murrican gun?

  2. He’s soooo wrong. Tears are far too light. the action of an ar15 requires a very light clear yet oily lubricant. Typically this is recycled from the broken wizened hearts of GOP candidates following a Dem sweep in state wide elections. There should be gallons available in November.

  3. I could tell you what I’m thinking a useful lubricant for my guns might be, but it would get us all in trouble, and that’s not my intent. I’m a sweet, gentle, harmless old lady, gray hair and age spots and wrinkles and glasses and all. Anyone can tell you.

  4. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Tears have a high salt content — not the kind of thing you want to use on moving parts that can rust.

  5. Tears are salty.
    I live across the street from the ocean, and the salt spray rusts all exposed metal within a matter of years.

    So… if Steve Stockman wants to lubricate his metal gun parts with saline liberal tears, his guns will stop working in about 2-3 years time.

    That’s what happens when you don’t use Conservative Brains.

  6. Yes, all those dead children deserve tears.
    To do anything else is inhumane.

  7. Micr — Ha!!! Thanks! Maybe more of those “responsible gun owners” need to be aware of that.

  8. e platypus onion says:


    Keith’s restaurant outside DC won’t allow customers to carry weapons and wingnuts are freakin’out. Stockmann and his mancrush Nugent better oughta have a talk with him pretty pronto.

  9. Corinne Sabo says:

    Tears from laughing at him.

  10. e platypus onion says:

    Jess-a large number of ;murrican troops prefer to use an AK because of larger bullets,more dependability,can be bought for a song,larger clips,etc.

  11. Ole Hot Tub Stockman is attempting another dissemination. Take that fake label off and you’ll see what he’s been sniffing for years.
    It ain’t lubricant, it’s Repubnicant.

  12. @Rick: “That’s what happens when you don’t use Conservative Brains.”

    Do those exist?

  13. What a worthless waste of skin he is.

  14. Marge Wood says:

    I have to share this here, just in case anyone hasn’t seen it already.
    Cartoon: Year in crazy, part two by Tom Tomorrow.
    Oh. Darn. Well, go to DAILY KOS and look at Tom Tomorrow, part 2. It could be part of our anti-Stockman propaganda.

  15. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Stockyard Steve is looking a little gay by Tea Bag standards. Cozying to the right of Conjob-Cornpone is a tight aisle.

    And really, lubricants? How gay is that? It’s like tanning beds, with apologies to the weepy Speaker Boehner. Stereotypes bad, stereotypes exploding closets, badder.

    But most of all, Holy Gohmertz, Steve the Clown, can do no better than paper and tape for his graphics, the sure sign of a man fit to lead in the era of technology.[/snark]

  16. It’s probably just right for that new “semi-automatic BB gun” that put a boy in the hospital for surgery in Houston this Christmas. Seems his uncle was playing with it and shot the nephew. A “semi-automatic BB gun”!! It will shoot your eye out and a few other things too. Good Grief! Has the whole world gone slap dab crazy?

  17. Chez whig, was it Old Stockyard in D.C. just before Christmas with his librul tears lubricated long gun that shot the guy in the Santa suit who was handing out Christmas cheer in his neighborhood? Wow! Old Stockyard warring on Christmas. Alert Faux Noose!

  18. The guns of the faithful are watered by the tears of the mothers and fathers at Newtown, is that what he means?

  19. e platypus onion says:

    He tried SOH Boner’s tears but the high alcohol content got his gun arrested for being loaded while being loaded.

  20. I saw this on another blog earlier today. Words fail me — Except to say: I almost want Stockman to be the Repub nominee for Senate just because it will raise his profile and show people what true Tea Partyers are really like, in case the average voter doesn’t know. We should never underestimate the lack of voter awareness out there. We can use this kind of cruel idiocy to educate the electorate. Hopefully, they will better understand why they need to pay attention, make the right choices, and VOTE these heartless asses OUT.

  21. Hmmm, sell salt water (add a little scent to make it smell like WD-40) in a spray can and label it as stockdude has it at gun shows.

    Not a bad idea as it would reduce the number of working guns in the hands of the clueless.