Oh Nunes, Bless Your Heart
Devin Nunes opened his own “News” website. Yeah, the News from Nunes. So, that’s what you now call whatever it is you find up Trump’s patootie? News?
Nunes, who wins the Sneakiest Dumb Sumbitch on the face of the planet, didn’t want people to know that he was the sole owner, founder, typist, and headline writer at this “news” site.
Politico reported Sunday morning that a website called the “California Republican,” which was billed as a news website, was paid for by Nunes’ campaign. A line at the bottom of the cached page reads, “Paid for by the Devin Nunes Campaign Committee.”
Oops. Well, I’d let you go look at it but, Honey, you’d have a better chance of seeing the Democratic Memo.
After the Politico report, Devin’s “site went offline, with a message on its Facebook page claiming that the website was the victim of an “attack” on its servers.”
That’s a real nice way of saying that it was run by a nincompoop.
Anyway, here’s the part you’re gonna love …
“Nunes’ office refused to comment on the website to Politico until the news organization “retracts its multitude of fake stories on Congressman Nunes.”
Apparently, fake news wants an apology from fake news about fake news.
I cant take much more of this, y’all.
In other news, farmers in California’s Central Valley reported higher crop yields if they exposed the plants to Mr Nunes web site. As one farmer noted: This site provides some of the highest grade bovine-derived organic fertilizer around…”
1the next breibart or faux news
2“Right” soil?
3RepubAnon: Yuge piles of elephant merd in the WH and the Congress.
4“Paid for by the Devin Nunes Campaign Committee.”
What we have here is a failure to communicate, without the desired redaction.
5Fake news reports about Nunes will be withdrawn when he stops being a fake congressman.
6“Paid for by the Devin Nunes Campaign Committee.”
Paid for until the check bounced which is probably the point at which the web designer pulled the plug on Nunes.
#removenunes
7Nunes should be the Wikipedia illustration of the Dunning-Kruger effect, despite the innumerate competition from his fellow GOP representatives.
8Is Nunes in competition with looney Louie for the Olympic gold medal in dumbest congresscritter ever? What is truly scary is that nutty Nunes chairs a powerful committee and seriously abuses that office. He isn’t capable of discharging his responsibilities and should be removed immediately. But then his boss, lyin Ryan needs to be fired not only from the speakership but from Congress. May the Iron Stache beat Ryan in November!
9Nunes is one sick kid. He needs psychiatric care pronto! In the meantime we as taxpayers have to fund his salary despite his behavior!
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