Oh Newt, We Hardly Knew Ye

February 29, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Except for spending some Vegas mogul’s dirty money, which is a good thing, Newt appears to be pretty much finished.  Again.

I hate that.  He was so much fun.  He and his parade of wives should have charged a fee to their sideshow.

When my kids were little, they had something called BopBags.  They were blowup toys about 3 feet high, weighted at the bottom.  When you punched them, they bounced back up for another punch.  That’s Newt.  He’s a BopBag and I have no doubt we’ll get to punch him again.

Last week, speaking at Oral Robert University, Gingrich said

“All of you should be very deeply concerned about national security. Barack Obama is the most dangerous president in modern American history.”

Last time I checked, President Obama had done more to rid the world of terrorists in three years than George Bush did in 8.

And then today, the two worst Republican nightmares, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton scored another point for the home team.

North Korea has agreed to a moratorium on nuclear activity at Yongbyon, its major nuclear facility, the U.S. State Department said Wednesday. North Korea also has agreed to a moratorium on long-range missile launches.

The announcement came Wednesday after a U.S. delegation returned from Beijing following a third exploratory round of bilateral talks.

Keep yakkin’, Noot.  The world needs more improvement and you making dire predictions seems to be the magic key.

I will miss Newt.  For a man who is so wrong about so much all the time, he was fun to bop.

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6 Comments to “Oh Newt, We Hardly Knew Ye”


  1. Talking to your enemies instead of just bombing the hell out of them. What a novel (and Biblical, I might add) concept. Of course, that takes a lot of hard work. Not something for which the previous administration and fearless leader were known.

    Noot has surprised us before. Maybe I’m deaf but I haven’t heard the “fat lady,” though she might be singing after Super Tuesday.

    My youngest, the astute political observer who canNOT stand Noot, totally surprised me yesterday by saying he thinks Noot might be the best of the three. Holy….um… Cow! Talk about being damned by faint praise.

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  2. Sam in Pearland says:

    Bill Clinton made headway with North Korea which George Bush squandered. When North Korea took captives, Bill Richardson the Democratic Governor of New Mexico was the only one they would deal with. Now Hilary Clinton has given us fresh hope.

    Two lessons here: If you want something done call a Democrat & if you REALLY want something call a female Democrat.

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  3. Newt might have to drop out anyway…how long can Callista keep that smile frozen on her face before her ears break off?

    He’s right about one thing, though; President Obama is dangerous…if you’re an al-Quaeda honcho, a Somali pirate or a tin-plated dictator, that is.

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  4. daChipster says:

    Throughout this primary, Newt has constantly reminded me of the guy in the old joke, who caught his wife in bed with another man, held a gun to his own head and told them, “Don’t laugh, you’re next.”

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  5. Corinne Sabo says:

    Guess I missed how getting rid of Bin Laden made the world more dangerous. Maybe because it made it safer for Rs?

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  6. Couldn’t you have found a better image? We all know that Newt cant even come close to Bozo in talent, intelligence, or being funny. Mitt would have been a good choice.

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