Oh Louie, Have Mercy
Y’all, Louie Gohmert bought another car with his campaign funds.
The last car he bought with campaign funds was a Buick in May of 2014 and then two weeks later he paid $500 to have the locks changed on it. I dunno why and I don’t want to know.
So, now here it is 18 months later and Louie needs himself a new car.
And, needless to say, Mike Perry is one of Louie’s big donors.
Plus, that boy is real hard on cars.
He’s hard on democracy, too.
You can see other Louie purchases by clicking here.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
Louie be have repaired the brakes around a month before he bought the car. Shazam!
1I wonder how much asparagus would fit in the gas tank?
2I’m guessing the fact that the pens [$4858] cost 11.04 times more than his office rent [$440] is significant somehow.
Like mebbe his landlord didn’t make a huge donation to his campaign?
Still, that’s some fancy bookkeeping. Or so it looks from over here.
3Louie needs a set of cattle horns as a hood ornament. He would look really good pinned to his own garage door by his own car.
Look out Steve King, Louie is dedicated to ousting you as the biggest dufus in Congress.
4Jane & PKM, I thought Louie IS the biggest doofus in Congress. Occasionally I see a headline in contexts not near TWMDBS referring to “the stupidest man in Congress” and it’s always Louie.
5$34,600? And Mike Perry is a donor (re: friend) so maybe Lou-eye got a discount, mebee? I bet it’s a Tahoe Suburban with a built-in rib grill, since he can’t do that on the balcony any more. Ya think?
6JAKvirginia, we can hope that Louie turns on the cruise control and goes in the back of the van to do some grilling, provided there are no innocent people on the road at the time (just Trump voters).
7Wonder what these “service charges” are for?
Southside Bank P. O. Box 1079
Tyler, Texas 75710
10/20/2016 Service Charge 6.63
Southside Bank P. O. Box 1079
Tyler, Texas 75710
10/31/2016 Service Charge 15.00
Southside Bank P. O. Box 1079
Tyler, Texas 75710
11/01/2016 Service Charge 80.59
Southside Bank P. O. Box 1079
Tyler, Texas 75710
11/02/2016 Service Charge 94.00
Southside Bank P. O. Box 1079
8Tyler, Texas 75710
11/08/2016 Service Charge 2.74
$4800 for pens and paid to a firm in Santa Fe, NM. You all don’t have an advertising pen shop in Texas?
9Louie, thanks for helping our poor economy here in NM!.
WTH!? Lou-eye can’t manage his bank account. Nearly $200 in service charges in only 2 months?! He better keep his mouth shut about fiscal responsibility. Typical snacilbupeR hypocrisy.
10Y’all are positive the car was for Lou-eye? Not for his girlfriend? Yeah. I know. Lou-eye. Girlfriend. Cosmic collapse.
11MAGGIE! You sexist! Maybe a… a boyfriend? Hmm?
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