New President to Work Part-Time

December 09, 2016 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

When Cheeto Jesus was asked during the campaign if he would give up his business empire if he got elected, he unequivocally answered that his business would mean nothing and he would focus only on the country.  Well, suckers, that ain’t happening, not even close.  He’s not divesting, he’s not forming a blind trust, and he’s not even stepping away.  He’s already using his position as…uh…erp, president elect to advance his business interests in Scotland, Taiwan, and other countries.  Other countries are already flocking to CJ Hotel in Washington DC to hold special events.  Ivanka is moving to DC so she’ll keep him up to speed on daily business decisions.

And now this – Variety is reporting that CJ is retaining his position as executive producer of Celebrity Apprentice and will continue receiving payment for that position.  That’s right, the President of the United States will moonlight on the cheesiest reality show on television.  To Cheeto Jesus, being leader of the free world is a part time job.

I’m so proud.  And I know you are, too.

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13 Comments to “New President to Work Part-Time”


  1. Frankly, he always worked part-time. The minions toiled 24/7. I’m putting my nickel on some group who goes to the SCOTUS to fix this. AG Sessions will never see the light.

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  2. Steve The Returned says:

    Imagine the right-wingers’ reaction, if Obama had announced that he was going back to teaching constitutional law at UChicago, while serving as President. On the other hand, maybe it’s a good thing to have Trump multitasking—might lessen the governmental damage, a little…..

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  3. Annabelle Lee says:

    If I were a young terrorist on the make, trying to earn a reputation amongst my fellow terrorphiles, I would right now be planning an attack on some of Trump’s overseas business interests. Nothing, but nothing, else would kick the hornet’s nest in quite so satisfying a manner.

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  4. ,That Other Jean says:

    Jesus wept. Who does Trump think he is? President of the United States of America is not a part-job!

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  5. I agree with you Annabelle Lee. That is what I am expecting. Our soldiers should not be protecting Trump Hotels though.

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  6. ,That Other Jean says:

    Make that “part-time” job. Even my computer is disgusted.

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  7. WA Skeptic says:

    That Cheeto-faced Twatwaffle is going to drive us all crazy.

    I miss the Obama family already and they’ve probably not even started packing.

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  8. “That’s right, the President of the United States will moonlight on the cheesiest reality show on television.”

    Actually, the U. S. and A. will be one big reality TeeVee show for the next four years. Sad.

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  9. Kellyanne Conartist has said that he deserves to do this in his “spare time” just like Obama spent all that time on the golf course and even though he really prefers to “spend time with his family” (yeah, sure) his idea of relaxation is work. And making money. (She left that part out.)

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  10. JAKvirginia says:

    So I guess we can forget about him taking that 3 a.m. phone call. I guess we wait for the 4 a.m. tweet.

    Sigh.

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  11. Super-sized sigh. I’m struggling with the Christmas letter I send to the Canadian side of my family each year. I know for a fact that I am going to start with an apology. Now don’t yell. That’s just my Canadian upbringing.

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  12. JAKvirginia says:

    Maggie: As long as the apology is along the lines of “I’m so sorry I don’t live in Canada.”

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  13. I know what you mean Maggie. When GWB was pres I randomly apologized to some Japanese tourists when I was vacationing in New Mexico. Couldn’t help it, I was so embarrassed of him. Now if I see any foreigners I’ll probably wind up groveling on the floor.

    As of 1/21/2017 I am not proud to be an American.

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