Merry Christmas, Ted Cruz

December 31, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Just so you know, the Federal Elections Commission is one mean bunch of sumbitches.

They will harass your butt on Christmas Day, bygawd, if you don’t be honest with them and tell us who is giving you money.

I have proof.  Click the little one to get the big one.

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Check¬†the date this was prepared to be sent to Ted Cruz’s leadership PAC.

Holy cow, you’d think I was working for them.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

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13 Comments to “Merry Christmas, Ted Cruz”


  1. That is one dedicated group over there at the FEC. Working Christmas Day, why they must not be Christians….

    Happy New Year to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for his keen eye and dedicated service.

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  2. W. C. Peterson says:

    Thank you, FEC, for reaffirming my belief in Santa Claus. What a nice gift for Christmas day! Glad to see the scofflaw Cruz was the recipient.

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  3. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    There’s the money thing, but the name of Daffy’s PAC should be a felony. Jobs Growth and Freedom Fund?!? Puh-leeze.

    Another tip of that hat to Alfredo and a Happy New Year!

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  4. Gee, almost expected to see a signature line of “E. Scrooge” for that Christmas day worker.

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  5. Yer guvmint never sleeps!

    I hope this gives the Tedster the total willies!

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  6. “God Rest Ye Merry Democrats”, let nothing you dismay,
    The FEC is screwing Cruz on this our Christmas Day.
    For he hath hidden campaign funds,
    And not discloseth where,
    O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
    We will hound and investigate Mr. Cruz’ little boy.
    Aaaaaa—mennnnnnnn.

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  7. Marge Wood says:

    LAUGHING. Maryelle. You really gotta do a recording of that one.

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  8. Marge Wood says:

    I hope those folks working on Christmas were getting time and a half. If they live in Washington, they’d work every day to pay their bills.
    Speaking of working on Christmas, the grad students where I used to work only halfway joked that why didn’t we open in the afternoon, we’d already opened the presents. Grad students would live in the library if they were allowed.

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  9. Not that the Cruzer knows or even cares, but that letter was a total computer generation started by humans a day or so before Christmas. The machine simply did what we used to call a mail merge, printed it out, maybe even auto-folded it, auto-stuffed it into envelopes and sent it through a mail machine that also seals stuff. Then the day after Christmas, when Bob Cratchit returned from his Yuletide feast, huge trays of such mail were trundled off to the Post Office. If the Cruzer was simply smart, he would applaud all of this as a sign of good jobs for Americans. Holding your breath for this is not a good idea.

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  10. Yeah it probably is machine generated and machine dated. BUT still tasty!

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  11. Dear Ted,

    May Santa’s reindeer leave lots of presents on your roof. Lots.

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  12. Marcia in CO says:

    Maryelle … I LOVE it and, seriously, I sang it in my head!

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  13. I am going to create the Executive Pay Reduction and Freedom Fund.

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