Memorial Day Guessing Game

May 30, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Bill Kristol fartin’ around on Twitter ….


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Okay, let’s contemplate over who Bill Crystal might find “impressive.”  Okay, okay, let’s don’t.

Here’s my probable list of who the Republicans could run as an independent and beat Trump:

  1. The Batchelor (any of them)
  2. Uncle Si
  3. Chloe Kardashian
  4. Ozzie Osbourne
  5. Chef Gordon Ramsay
  6. Simon Cowell
  7. Snooki
  8. A Real Housewife from anywhere.
  9. Omarosa
  10. RuPaul

There ya go …


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37 Comments to “Memorial Day Guessing Game”

  1. A house plant?

  2. AKLynne says:

    I might vote for RuPaul.

  3. Corinne Sabo says:

    I think Snooki is his type.

  4. Marge Wood says:

    You think they actually will?


  6. Herbert Hoover – but make sure we have a good VP.

  7. Aggieland Liz says:

    Paul, it will have to be a “shuff-lera” or maybe an
    “anglo-anaema” – peace lilys or closet plants (Yoo-hoo Lindsay n pRicky) will be right out! And I might vote for Ru Paul too…

  8. RuPaul campaigned in NH in 2012, if only to demonstrate that RuPaul and Ron Paul were not the same person.

  9. I’d go for RuPaul too. He’s cuter than most of the contestants on his Drag Race.

  10. As a supporter of the Democrat’s candidate I am prepared to campaign, hopefully with a straight face, against whichever potted plan the snacilbupeR nominate. Game on!

  11. potted plan = potted plant
    Damned Surface keyboard!

  12. maryelle says:

    Barry Bonds.

  13. Santa Claus! And Christmas Carol will be his VP!

  14. I’ve got it! He’s really saying that Drumph is going to unhitch from the Republicans, to which he was not all that hitched in the first place, and launch himself into an independent race with his “strong team” already in place. You think? Or maybe this whole thing is summarized in JJ’s first comment — which is my pick. Just ignore BK. He’ll hate it, and he’ll go back under the carpet.

  15. e platypus onion says:

    Drumpf#$k has already commenced whining and snarling about bad treatment by wingnuts. Wah,freaking, wah wussie.

  16. no question, Ozzie Osbourne. he is so inarticulate that he’s hilarious. In a touching kinda way. A great foil for dummy.

  17. Elizabeth Moon says:

    How do we know the supposedly impressive independent candidate with the strong supporting team is maybe coming from the GOP? (Tongue in cheek here…) After all, there’s the Green Party’s Jill Stein, who insists she can take votes away from Clinton in the general.

  18. Sarah Palin! After all, Kristol is the one who “discovered” her and talked what’shisname to select her as his running mate. The Donald doesn’t appear to be having her campaign on his behalf, so she’s likely quite upset about that. Besides, she really loves attention.

  19. epo, I like your choice of name for Scumpf, “Drumpf#$k.”

  20. I would bet on Ronald McDonald.
    Trump has been just a wrong Donald from the very get-go.
    Additionally, name of that particular independent candidate would evoke some loving memories about another Ronald (Reagan).

  21. Sounds as though they’ve found themselves a Some Dude.

  22. e platypus onion says:

    You can bet he will be an older white male with mucho dinero,but not nearly as much as Drumpf$#k has.

  23. Fred Farklestone says:

    One of the best put-down’s I’ve ever had the privilege of reading!

  24. OMG it’s Joe the ‘Fake’ Plumber! He even looks a little like Ronnie Reagan from a distance and he has a vast network of trailer trash support.

    Plumber/Palin 2016!

  25. Old Fart says:

    Tim Gunn!

    Though I doubt he’d go for it. I mean the man is a GENIUS at mentoring and motivating difficult personalities, but US Senate/Congress…?

    I would LOVE to read a book about management, if he ever wrote it ;-)!

  26. mmmmark says:

    Diane, Voldemort has already been VP under Bush 2….overqualified now.

  27. e platypus onion says:

    Fred F-truly a putdown for the ages. If only this putdown was equivalent to what a race horse with a broken leg would get, I might believe there could be a god somewhere.

  28. slipstream says:

    Clint Eastwood. Running mate: empty chair.

  29. charles r. phillips says:

    Grover Norquist, without a doubt.

  30. e platypus onion says:

    Won’t be Bones, Thug and R-Money.

  31. Teh Gerg says:

    And the weekend has passed with no announcement. Tell me again why a man who is so pitifully, consistently wrong still has his announcements paid attention to?

  32. Not RuPaul…….he has a high IQ.

  33. I don’t get it. Bill Kristol is the go-to guy on George Stephanopoulos’ Sunday show, he’s there all the time, and he has never been right about a single thing he has ever said, thought or wrote. He is a belwether for anything opposite his opinion. Why does this guy get any credibility at all?

  34. Trumps running mate, who else? Himself!
    I’m not so sure that will work so he’ll most likely nominate his wife.

  35. Thanks for the link Fred F. That was a great story! Charlie Pierce is my new hero.

  36. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Bloody Bill revealed his mystery man, David French. Name sound familiar? Actually, you may be more familiar with his wife, Nancy French. Yes, that her. The one who is ghost writer for word salad extraordinaire $carah Palin and her daughter, Barstool. David and Nancy are part of the Dog Squad ready to bring religion to a campus near you. David is also part of the War Squad ready to bring war to countries everywhere.

    Or, David is Bloody Bill’s kind of nacibupeR which is all we really need to know.

  37. Lunargent says:

    Much later the same week:

    Aaannnd Bumbly Crystalball does it again. He has maintained his 100% erroneous record, yet again disproving that old aphorism about the stopped clock.

    I hope that he never predicts that the sun will come up in the morning. That will signal the end of the world for sure!