Mean Sumbitches

July 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

While we are waiting for any one of the scenarios where Trump gets dumped (see El Jefe below), I have a little entertainment for you.

It appears that Republicans are mean sumbitches.

A 59 year old man who lives right outside San Antonio has taken an unbridled dislike of Texas Senator Ted Cruz to epic levels.

James Amos Headley is a big Donald Trump supporter, so he called Ted and left a helpful voicemail message on his office phone.

Pretty soon you’re gonna be runnin for your life, just hope your family is not with ya because I’m not gonna insult them, I’m gonna kill them, right after I shoot you right in front of them…” court documents quote Headley as saying in a July 11 voicemail left at the official’s office at the U.S. Capitol.

You know that’s from a Texas Republican because even their voicemail has bad punctuation.

Healey has been arrested and put in jail.  When he gets out, somebody needs to let him know that if he gets an itch to shoot something, squirrel hunting is legal in Texas and you can hardly tell the difference between Ted and a squirrel.

Thanks to Sue for the heads up.


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14 Comments to “Mean Sumbitches”

  1. Sandridge says:

    Meanwhile, from a link at that one, another heartwarming story of Rethug and Talibangelical “Family Values” and “Personal Responsibility”:

    A pastor in Montgomery County has been arrested and charged with prostitution.
    Eddie Hilburn, a pastor at The Woodlands First Baptist Church, was arrested Wednesday by the Harris County Sheriff’s Office and charged with prostitution, the office said.
    “We can assure you that a statement will be issued once all facts are known, and administration has had an opportunity to review them,” the church said in a statement. “We appreciate your patience in the meantime, and we continue to look to God for guidance.”
    According to the church’s website, Hilburn is married with three adult children. He attended East Texas Baptist University and Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary.

    Still Holeer Than Thou, corrupt demonrat libruls…


  2. Here’s how I tell the difference between Ted & squirrels:

    While they both hoard food in a land of plenty, hiding and stealing it from other creatures, and both are often referred to as disease carrying vermin, Ted, as far as we know, doesn’t have a bushy tail.

  3. That Other Jean says:

    And he’s a long, long way from cute.

  4. Squirrels are kinda cute and I don’t mind them in my yard. Cruz gives me the dry heaves every time I see a photo of him, and if I saw him in my yard, I would repel him with everything at hand. They’re both mammals, but that’s as far as I’ll go.

    And if I were driving and saw a squirrel in the road, I would make every effort to miss it.

  5. Ted’s Harvard roommate hates him. Wrote a long jeremiad against him in summer of 2016. Apparently no one in the Senate can stomach him.

  6. Jane & PKM says:

    I’ll stand with Senator Graham on this one.

    “(CNN)South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham thinks his party has gone “bats—” crazy, and joked Thursday that it’s possible to get away with murdering Ted Cruz if it happened in the Senate.
    “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you,” the former presidential candidate said at the Washington Press Club Foundation’s 72nd Congressional Dinner, referencing the Texas senator’s unpopular reputation on Capitol Hill.’

    Never understood why the Senator apologized for his comment.

  7. I believe that should be “between Ted and a RABID squirrel.”

  8. Jane & PKM says:

    Brian E, still too easy. In a debate between Teddie Crooze and a rabid squirrel, the squirrel would be the one making sense.

    Texans, if you never do another thing for this NV boy, please remove Teddie Crooze from the Senate. TIA

  9. My senator, Al Franken, recently wrote a book and mentioned Oozy Croozy. He said that he probably dislikes Croozy less than any other senator, “and I hate him.”

  10. Jane & PKM says:

    Debbo, Teddie Crooze is one of those extra special snowflakes: “to know him is to really despise him.” Those campaign photo ops featuring his wife and daughters underscore that point.

  11. Wow!! that guy puts me in ind of all the stuff I heard on the office radio for days after Newtie got his ass in a sling, lost his Speakership and bolted his office. First time I ever knew Rethugs eat their own – and in public!

  12. Jane & PKM says:

    Maggie, Dolt45’s previous precarious mental state has descended from unstable into seriously dangerous. The ‘man’ sworn to protect the USA and our Constitution is way too preoccupied with preserving his own ever expanding posterior and those of Jughead and Dimwit, Jr. This is on the snacilbupeR in Congress to do their job, which if they had an ounce of integrity would occur in an emergency session this weekend.

    2018. Let’s make those snacilbupeR pay for every day they allow this threat to our well being remain in office.

  13. Tilphousia says:

    Jane & PKM, I do agree and we need to make them pay and the best way to do that is make sure they all lose everything.

  14. Cruz reminds me of someone I knew at college. A number of others met him before I did, and the general opinion was that he was an a******. I asked several people why this was, and what he did that made him an a******. They would always end up spluttering, “He… he’s… well, he… he’s just an a******!” When I did meet him, I found that they had been right.