Make a Damn List

August 29, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, campers, start listing Paul Ryan’s lies.

Extra points for using the words damn and hell.

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  1. VinegarHill says:

    1. Plant closing in his home town….closed during the damn Bush Administration.

    2. Simpson-Bowles Commision…he walked out on it so it couldn’t get a vote.

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  2. Here’s one:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/29/paul-ryan-gm-plant_n_1841723.html

    See, I have high blood pressure, so I listened to the Nats (!) break their losing streak (down in Florida, no less) and just checked in with the HuffPost from time to time.

    Life is just too effing short to listen to Hyprocrites-R-Us

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  3. http://www.politicususa.com/5-biggest-lies-paul-ryans-rnc-acceptance-speech.html

    there are the biggest five of his speech. the damn GM plant again, the damn I didn’t asked or take stimulus money, the government in charge of health care, S&P downgrade and of course that Obama is a socialist.

    Do you really want to get into the lies about women?

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  4. TexasEllen says:

    I lasted about four minutes then started watching the hurricane coverage. Somebody who is paid the big bucks can listen to the Munster clone.

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  5. Anybody besides me notice that Lyin’ Ryan always seems to look like he left his teeth in a glass at home and hasn’t shaved in 2 days?

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  6. I watched the whole thing and then spent an hour regretting that I don’t drink anymore, there were a lot of talking points that made my head hurt. The most blatant from Ryan was that Obama ‘started with a Triple-A rating, now we have a downgraded America’. While true, the implication was that it was Obama’s fault that it happened. That’s not just a lie but a damn lie. Even in S&Ps summary of why the rating was downgraded they indicate that it was because of the Republican’s brinksmanship regarding the debt ceiling that had them come to their conclusion. Nothing else.

    There were other insanities but this one made me the most peeved out of the whole speech.

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  7. I just “damn” well wasn’t up to watching that, but I hope he goes to “hell” — my mother always used to say, “you can go to hell for lying, same as for stealing.” And I believed her. (Two extra points here, right?)

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  8. Let’s see:Damn,he was awake;his damn brain shuts down (giving him the benefit of the doubt that he does have one)whenever he speaks.So,he sure as Hell was lying-because he knows how to do nothing but that every damn time he opens his mouth and spews his vile bile.And,he sure as Hell doesn’t have a conscience or a drop of empathy in his cold blooded self.

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  9. @mb
    I notice that Ryan is looking more zombie like. I think now that he no longer has the cover of congress his extremely flawed self is out there for all to see. And only a psychopath is not affected by all the lying—so Mitt looks the same as he always has.

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  10. Sam in Kyle says:

    Every time he blamed Obama he lied. Seems to come natural for him. He fits nicely with Mitt

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  11. He mentioned the “fact” that Obama had taken the work requirement out of Welfare. This has been proven time and again to be a dam* lie. But they keep on saying it. On a panel on one of the channels (Fox, I think) one of Romney’s campaign people was asked about these ads being incorrect, and the guy said something like “we aren’t going to base our campaign on what a bunch of fact-checkers say”. Really? The Repubs just gave up any claim to integrity that they can muster (or Munster, as applies to Paul) – what the Hedoublehockysticks??!!

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  12. aggieland liz says:

    Flip floppin n lies,
    Flip floppin n lies,
    You know the nearer the nomination the more
    damn flip floppin n li-ies.

    With apologies to Paul Simon, but I bet he’d agree!

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  13. Damn and Hell do not begin to cover my language when I start on Paul-fkn-Ryan!

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  14. aggieland liz says:

    Verses, y’all!

    The nominee
    He has a wife
    She sneers at all of us who havent had a cushy life

    And in her speech
    She said it well
    You people want to see our tax returns? Well, you can just
    All go to he-ell !!

    Flip floppin n lies….

    And for VP
    We have a clown
    The facts don’t hinder him too much when
    tearing others down.
    When he’s around,
    The lies abound
    He doesn’t care if you lose everything
    As long as his trust fund compo-ounds!

    Flip floppin n lies…

    …good coffee this morning, trying to get an upbeat one about the Prez to finish. Anyone who feels like chiming in please do! “Slip sliding away” is the Paul Simon song, maybe more later if you can stand it!

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  15. I went to bed and read a book.
    Had a damn good time and a hell of a restful sleep!

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  16. Damnit to Hell. The rest of RYAN’s LIES are NSFW or anyplace else.

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  17. Too many to count. I figure any time his lips are moving, he’s lying.

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  18. daChipster says:

    ha! BRILLIANT! We need to get the band back together and do a WMDBS album!

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  19. aggieland liz says:

    Maybe you can write the last verse? I am pretty fragmented attm… And I do actually work now and then!

    PS high praise indeed yr cleverness!

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  20. I tried to watch some of the speechifiers last night but just could not stomach all of it … if my neighbors were out on their porch at times last night, then they heard me hollaring at the TV when I was watching! Condi, Huckabee the lying preacher/so-called Christian, some other guy I don’t know his name, Lying Ryan … liar after liar and where was Romney … he was somewhere else in another state spewing more lies! This is their motto: “We will not be dictated by fact-checkers.” They will destroy, not build up this country, if they get in … look at what they’ve already done!

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  21. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    I didn’t watch, didn’t read. But I’m pretty sure it would be a shorter list if it included only the true statements.

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  22. Good Catholic that he is, Ryan will need to spend the next year in the confessional for all of the lies he spewed last night. The penance should be the largest in church history.

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  23. Dan Up North says:

    What I want to know is, how does Ryan/Rmoney get away with it? In years past, getting caught in a lie was at least embarrassing for the candidate, if not disqualifying him. Today it doesn’t seem to matter. Voters don’t seem to care. Maybe I am just old, but I don’t get it.

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  24. Richard McDonald says:

    I haven’ t heard that much bull in my lifetime.

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  25. Mark Twain was right in so many ways, be fun to have him around.

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  26. lifetimestudent says:

    Everyone else has covered Ryan’s numerous lies, but I want to call attention to an item of particularly galling hypocrisy. Ryan’s stump speech includes a joke about the President’s use of teleprompters and lo and behold, there were teleprompters on either side of Ryan’s podium. Unless somebody can prove to me that they are just there as part of the day-core, I have to conclude that Paul Ryan is both a damn liar and a hell bound hypocrite.

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  27. Apparently Cardinal Dolan never told Ryan that he could go hell for lyin’ just as quick as he could for stealin’.

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  28. As an archdeacon in the Bootstrap Church of the Moving Target, I decree that his penance shall be fifty Our Trustfunds, fifty Hail Mammons, and four weeks in the Bug Pit of Bukhara. (I’ve ordered the extra scorpions.)

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  29. Forgive my shallowness,, but Ryan makes me think of the soda jerk who never gets accepted by the popular kids. He ends up killing coeds, etc., before they finally bring him down.

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  30. buskyandme says:

    Paul Ryan Lies

    Anagram: Is purely anal

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  31. Ellen Childress says:

    It’s too bad that Ayn Rand is dead. I’m afraid Paul Ryan and others of his ilk might be in for a surprise to discover that they don’t know much about her or her philosophy.
    I thought everybody read Ayn Rand in college and then got over it. I don’t think there was a single politician that she had any use for and Paul Ryan would be an object of contempt to her for sure just as Reagan was.
    The level of ignorance among the republicans is astounding. It should be labeled the “backwoods party” or maybe we can revive the old “know-nothing party”. That would fit.

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  32. Another Ellen in Texas says:

    Well said VeeGee. He gives me the creeps.

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  33. TexasEllen says:

    Ok, I read the dumb speech. We raise cattle. More bull shit in that speech than on this ranch.

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  34. Mary Jim Graham says:

    These make me wish I had tuned in to hear Ryan. But, I was still trying to calm my upset stomach from watchin little, blonde, toned Ann Romney the night before. She was really working for the women’s vote
    I am working on the local level for a Democrat nominee in a county which, in the past few years, has almot become all-GOP, just to be elected. Her opponet has flip-flopped from Democrat to Republican. My nominee is up for re-election and the opponent knows NOTHING about the office.

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  35. I’m not sure any of the MSM even noted that there were stretches of truth in Ryan’s speech. What’s up with that? Oh, wait, that’s right they’re all talking heads and any semblance of outrage and integrity has long vanished from those broadcasts or rags.
    Where is Olbermann when we need him. I know, I know, he’s a little hard to get along with but . . .

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  36. “I’m not in this for 2016.” blink,blink

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