Little Hands

January 03, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Do you need proof that Trump has little hands?

“North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the ‘Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.’ Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!”

Come on, Guy, your button doesn’t work, literally and figuratively, and everybody knows it. ┬áThe cleaning staff at the White House disconnected the one on your desk just to be safe, and God disconnected the one in your pants after he saw what you produced with it.

Just shuddup about your button.

 

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12 Comments to “Little Hands”


  1. This comment kept a lot of the talking head shows going hot and heavy this AM. Taking the cell phone away from him is only mildly good. It would be better if he were kept away- as in miles – from any sort of communication device. Exactly how you do that kind of leaves me blank inasmuch as their are communication devices literally everywhere. Explaining to him that what he is doing is BAD is not going to feed the bull dog. He just doesn’t damn care.

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  2. I’m sure WH staff put a BMF button on Drumpf’s desk so he’d have something bigger than a worry stone to worry with. Of course the guy with the nukalur football has been camped out for months in the rest room between McMaster’s office, Kelly’s office, and Mattis’ office. They provide a wall to protect the world from nukular oblivion every time Drumpf gets gas.

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  3. SteveTheReturned says:

    Prior to trump, would you have ever imagined a U.S. president spewing phallic-imaged public comments about the possibility of nuclear war? What a shameful state this country has devolved into. I want trump removed from office, yesterday. And don’t even try arguing that Mike Pence would somehow be worse—we’re at rock-bottom level now.

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  4. Jane & PKM says:

    We could post some morning cat/dog/horse or sunrise videos for the morning soothe. Or, we could recall the image of Donnie rather unsuccessfully attempting to launch his lard butt out of a sand trap. Perhaps the image from a few months back of Donnie pathetically riding in a cart to appear weakly waddling after the other world leaders who had actually walked up the hill.

    That is the ‘man’ who will try to intercept the aide carrying the “nuclear football.” Saved by Donnie’s sloth and gluttony, if you will…

    For joy with the evening libation, images of the final effect of the aforementioned sloth and gluttony are recommended.

    Ashes to ashes,
    Dust to dust,
    Let’s bury this mother,
    Then drive over him with the bus.

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  5. Coprolite says:

    JJ offers “The cleaning staff at the White House disconnected the one on your desk just to be safe,”

    I told my mother something very similar yesterday, the janitor disconnected the wires ages ago, because they kept getting sucked up into the vacuum cleaner.

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  6. I wish I could say It’s Mueller Time, but not yet.

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  7. Whoa! Don’t make Juanita Jean mad!

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  8. The button looms big only because of his tiny hands. But it does work – when he pushes it they bring him another 32 oz of Diet Coke.

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  9. C’mon; this guy’s a toddler. He needs to keep whatever communications devices he wants; they just need to be disconnected from any transmissions system.

    And of course he needs a big red button on his desk. Doesn’t Staples still have one he can have?

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  10. @Coprolite

    Reminds me of Consuela from the Family Guy now vacuuming the Oval office. Consuela mumbles and unplugs the wires so she can vacuum unimpeded. Greatness.

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  11. trump sez: mine is bigger than rocket man’s , rock sez: mine is newer! settle this with a paper towel throw down.

    frank

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  12. Linda Phipps says:

    Maggie, according to today’s news Trump has declared that there will not be any personal communication devices allowed. IDK if that includes his own. Better check the roof for trained pigeons.

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