Let There Peace on Earth But Don’t Let It Start in Texas Right Now

June 29, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Ted Cruz and Karl Rove.  Oh my.

They need to either get a room or get some guns.

They are at each other’s throats, calling each other liars and other truths.

images-1It’s really gotten personal between Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, and GOP guru Karl Rove, with Cruz calling Rove a liar and Rove dissing Cruz for once calling himself “the next Mario Rubio.”

And for good measure, Cruz says Rove suggested Bush 41 was “too old to have good judgment anymore” – which Rove hotly denies saying.

Cruz wrote a book.  In it, he says really tacky things about Karl Rove.  Karl Rove, never one to seek obscurity, spits back.  They start spiting and cussing and the next thing you know, you’ve got yourself a dandy publicity tour!

Purchasing Hint:  when a Republican writes a book called “A Time for Truth” you can pretty well bet that it’s gonna be full of lies.

Whatever we did to deserve this fight, it must have been really, really good.

Thanks to Lorraine in Spring for the heads up.

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25 Comments to “Let There Peace on Earth But Don’t Let It Start in Texas Right Now”

  1. And then Cruz releases emails that prove Rove is a lying sack of crap. The fun just gets funner!!!!

  2. Marcia in CO says:

    “the next Mario Rubio” … us Mario the twin of Marco?

    The more they fight amongst themselves, the more they might leave us alone!!

  3. So our dear Misguided Cruz (Miss-ile) writes a book. I’m surprised he wrote more than three pages, all in crayon.

  4. Does Cruz say when that time for truth will start? Or do we have to wait for the sequel?

  5. Old Mayfly says:

    No, Ted Cruz is very, very smart. He told us so himself, so it must be true. Donald Trump is another very, very smart guy who suggests his own IQ is probably much higher than we can imagine.

    The Klown Kar is full of geniuses.

  6. JAKvirginia says:

    Karl and Teddy sittin’ in a tree

    It just gets sweeter and sweeter every day, don’t it?

  7. Pass the popcorn. As long as I don’t have to look at their ugly smirking mugs.

  8. I’m going back down in the basement and do some more painting, smiling and singing all the while!

  9. lunargent says:

    Published by Breitbart.

    What else do we need to know?

  10. Can we duct tape their left wrists together and give each one a fairly dull machete?

  11. Pancho Sanza says:

    Does the world really need another coloring book?

  12. Micr:
    Would you settle for duct tape over their mouths?

  13. UmptyDump says:

    Don’t tape their mouths … this is just getting good!

  14. Sam in San Antonio says:

    A Time for Truth because A Time for BS was already taken.

  15. ” A Time for Truth”?

    How about he start with the name he was born with?

    2 of the republican candidates can’t/will not use the names they were born with.
    What is wrong with the republican party that they cannot stand up proud with their given name?

  16. JAKvirginia says:

    Diane: As for your last question, there isn’t enough comment space on the entire internet to answer it.

  17. I see no reason why they can’t both get a room and get some guns. The room should have concrete walls. No windows. And a magical, one-way door.

  18. Cruz has written a book? I do hope it has been printed on soft and absorbent paper so it won’t be a total waste.

  19. Corinne Sabo says:

    I LOVE reading about this! 2 skunks in a p—— contest!

  20. In the world of Ted Cruz, a time for truth never arrives.

  21. Linda Phipps says:

    Political writers/analyists who study the entire field have already written off the candidates like Cruz, Huckabee, Santorum and will make us look more at people like Walker, Rubio and even Kasich (boooooring!). We need concentrate on them. The others I agree are just there to keep the children (us, maybe?)busy. Don’t fall for it. It’s fun to joke about the clowns, but it’s the acrobats who will steal the show. We need a lion tamer.

  22. Linda Phipps says:

    I left out a few: Bush, but no charisma. Jindal, a dreadful, terrible little golem, I want to see him go down in flames, and of course, the savior of all things Duggar, Mr. Huckabible who will go nowhere but has a great future at Fox.

  23. Irish in S.C. says:

    I’ve always said that Karl Rove is the worst thing that has happened to American politics. He proved that with the dirtiest politics he could get the village idiot elected president. Now he has a whole bus load of idiots driven by Cruz.

  24. @Diane
    A Republlcan named Rafael or Piyush knows they need to deceive a few voters in order to win a given election, so they appropriated the revered nickname of a dead Kennedy and hoped for the best.

  25. Wa Skeptic says:

    IMHO, Walker is the beady-eyed b*****d we have to watch out for. He’s a wholly owned subsidiary of the Koch Bros, and he’ll lie faster than someone stomping on a rattler.

    There’s too much money in this race, and too much corruption, to not keep an eye on it.