It’s ALIVE!
Texas Congressvarmint Louis Gohmert, a man so ugly that his cooties have to close their eyes, has also apologized to BP. In fact, he took it to Hitler.
“No, I am not kidding,” Juanita says. “Would I be kid about the pod aliens coming from a foreign planet and feasting the brains of Texas Republican Congressmen? Okay, so maybe I would, but dammit this is serious bidness. Texas Republican Congressmen have proven that insanity is contagious.”
“Louis does not believe that Obama is Hitler. He just says that stuff to hear the Klan cheer,” she assures us.
“Louis is powerful ugly and dumber than bean dip. Amen.”