It’s a Damn Four Ring Circus

July 01, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Glenn Beck is having himself one of those football stadium rally events at Cowboy stadium.  His is called, ironically, “Restoring Love.”  The man who has mastered name calling and taken hatred to an art form wants to restore love. That’s so nice.

He says that people are coming from all over the globe.

There are some who are concerned about Glenn’s charity not exactly being a charity.  I am not one of them.  I figure these damfools would give their money to teevee preachers if they weren’t giving it to Glenn.  Plus, the way I see it, that’s just a lot less money they can spend on ammo and tube tops.  I mean, that’s gotta be a cultural improvement.

Did I mention that one of their raffle items is a “Ted Nugent signed calcified moose skull.”  Now there’s another guy who is all about love.

Besides, Glenn Beck is all about love and faith and restoration and little baby kittens and grandma kisses and chalk.  He’s big on chalk.

Now, I have to admit that that seeing a global event in Cowboy Stadium in the middle of July with water selling for about $4 a bottle is gonna be fun to watch.

Did I mention that there’s a shooting range event billed as, “Join Marcus Luttrell, Tania Beck, Scott Robertson and others on the range for a few hours of shooting fun to support a good cause.”  They don’t mention what the good cause it but you gotta admit, nothing say love more than heavy artillery.

Did I mention that Michelle Bachman and Oliver North are coming?

Change that title – this sucker is a five ring circus.

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0 Comments to “It’s a Damn Four Ring Circus”


  1. Lewis Black had it right when he said Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourette’s.

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  2. Juanita,

    The WORST thing about Glenn Beck these dayz is that anybody still pays attention to the imbecile….second worst…he claims to be in Dallas – my veryownhometown of Big D~ Hell, he is NOT even in Dallas County, he is in Denton County, NOWHERE near Big D – is there ANYTHING he does not lie about?

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  3. Can we take a bet on ow many times he cries?
    Could we?
    I missed the pink flamingo last time and my hubby really really wants one.
    They are pretty rare in the Adirondacks.

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  4. It sounds as though the event is all about love: Self Love.

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  5. He tried this schpiel in Wilmington, OH a couple years back….to “help this hard working town since DHL moved away and took a lot of jobs with it.”

    Uh…the town’s still WAITNG FOR THE CHECK.

    GB is full of BS.

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  6. Sandy Havens says:

    We just returned from a reception/fundraiser for US Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts. As residents of Texas we can’t vote for her but we absolutely need her voice in the US Senate. We are supporting her campaign–financially and otherwise. Join us. We need her. And it just breaks my heart that she is not in Texas; she is the real deal.

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  7. Could someone please cut the electrical lines to Cowboy Stadium when Beck is there?

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  8. Sam in Kyle says:

    How much for a replica Ted Nugent skull? It can be distinguished by the sloping forehead.

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  9. Elise Von Holten says:

    I have a terrible feeling that if love were to show up at the 5 ring circus–it would be crucified…my understanding of the Christ as mostly represented by Jesus in this culture (a small portion of the world’s belief systems) when he looked at you you either saw God’s love or your own hatred of self (a lot of CEO’s are sociopaths) and that’s why when he was judged by Pilot he found no fault, but the full of self hatred ones crucified him. We get confused because self hatred often is the basis for needing all that moola–“I’ll show you I’m worthy, trophy wives, trophy homes, “living off the fat of the land”, but love?
    The back of his coin says merit–so he’s missed the boat completely “grace is the undeserved favor of God” so the judgement that comes with “merit” sown by hypocrites- “family values” of team Gingrich, and poor beautiful Texas, under preening Perry–Gov Jerry Brown the 1st time wouldn’t live in the “mansion”-got a small apartment-used the Capitol for entertaining–it was close to the center of governing–and fit his lifestyle-I’m not sure where he is now–I left before he came in to clean up the Republican nightmare..Love in action is tricky, but “My religion is kindness” from the Dali Lama–wins the day for me–the problem is Dems are too kind–until we are pushed too far–and we own guns, too! (my ex threatens to kill me often, cause I cost him the real love of his life $$$ so I got one!)

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  10. peggy m says:

    Does Beck and those like him ever after declare where this money for love is going? Does he have to do tax forms and pay taxes on it? Is it supposed to be none profit for a cause—if so what and how much goes to them and how much goes in to his bank account?

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  11. Remember a few years ago when he was going blind? That was a lie too no doubt. Makes you wonder if he was ever a drunk either If it will up his income, that fool will claim anything.

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