Irony is Officially Dead: Mitch McConnell Proudly Accepts Blame

January 04, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

McConnell today:

 

Dead.  Dead.  He killed it with a sledge hammer and a low IQ.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

Be social and share!

0 Comments to “Irony is Officially Dead: Mitch McConnell Proudly Accepts Blame”


  1. But Hypocrisy lives and is thriving.

    1
  2. Tilphousia says:

    Poor ole turtle face, Senator coprolite. He just squeeked by last election so it’s more than time for him to leave. After all, the man (?) has no morals, no scruples and no balls.

    2
  3. e platypus onion says:

    Hope every Dem puts a secret hold on nominee for like forever and always.

    3
  4. e platypus onion says:

    Mitch- the people spoke. 3 million more of them voted for HRC, not Putin’s butt buddy. The Dems got a majority of Senate votes again, but thanks to gerrymandering couldn’t gain control of the senate.

    4
  5. Old Quaker (Colorado) says:

    Obama nominated a good centrist and the wing nuts reused to consider him. They want more wing nuts like Alito and Thomas. “No more Souters” is their cry. Souter was exactly what a Supreme Court justice should be, a scholar and objective.

    5
  6. Rabblerouser says:

    Some days, words fail, except these: F*CK the old white hypocrite slime-ball turtle and his Chinese mafia funders. May we all live to see him grovel for spare change in front of convenience stores because just the mention of his name is so offensive to civil society (though I’m not feeling terribly civil toward his ilk these days.)

    I really wish Joe Biden had gone along with the plan to get Judge Garland confirmed while the Dems were the majority before swearing in the new Senate. I was looking forward to Ryan and McConnell’s gnashing of teeth and wailing over the injustice of it all…and applauding us for a brilliant move to avoid a generation of a reactionary SCOTUS. I probably won’t be around that long, but neither will the good ol’ USA (at least as the land of the free…)

    6
  7. IOKIYAR again.

    They’ve got to think that we’re so stupid that we don’t remember what they said five minutes ago. But then millions of Americans voted for their lying, corrupt asses, so I guess they figure they can get away with just about anything (except gutting their own ethics office, oops).

    I wish I lived in a country where garbage like this would surprise me.

    7
  8. Rhea–Right again.

    I was amused a day or 2 ago that PEOTUS said the House shouldn’t be taking down the ethics group when they needed to be focusing on more important issues, like health care. My recollection from the campaign is that back then he said that no American should be without it. (Obviously, he doesn’t understand how that translates to the English.)

    Won’t his sheeple be surprised if *that’s* the issue he decides to follow up on?

    8
  9. Health care: some years ago a prominent Japanese politician touring the US was asked how many Japanese go bankrupt because of health care costs. The question had to be translated twice because it made no sense to him– the answer was none.

    9
  10. Because we need some laughs out of this….

    The Guardian is collecting suggestions for songs to be performed at the inauguration. So far they have 21 pages of comments. Among the early leaders:

    From Russia With Love.

    “Dust in the Wind” by Kansas

    “Talking Loud and Saying Nothing” by James Brown.

    So, who’s doing “You’re So Vain”?

    I believe Green Day is willing to sing “American Idiot” at the inauguration.

    Stevie Wonder, Heaven Help Us All

    Me, myself and I by de la Soul

    Tom Waits, The Earth Died Screaming.

    The Smiths – Bigmouth Strikes Again.

    Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd

    End of the world as we know it. REM

    AC/DC Highway to Hell

    The entire soundtrack from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    “I’m gonna wash this thing (whatever the **** it is) right outa my hair”

    Tomorrow belongs to me. [sung in Cabaret by a Hitler Youth]

    Brünnhilde’s Immolation Scene from Wagners Götterdämmerung

    ‘Praying for time’ – George Michael

    Whatever the theme song was for One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

    Send in the Clowns.

    Nazi Punks **** Off (Dead Kennedys)

    Taps.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/03/donald-trump-inauguration-songs

    10
  11. WA Skeptic says:

    Looks like the coup is progressing nicely. Next is putting the vacant Walmarts in use.

    So now I go get a weapon.

    How did that go? “First they came for…”

    11
  12. Rabblerouser: I got emailed something about the Biden ploy too. But what am I missing? Turtleface has been majority leader for 2 years. By several votes. My understanding is that because of Senate rules, repugnantcans need a supermajority to confirm a SCOTUS justice, which they don’t have. But unless I’m missing something, that doesn’t equate to democrats’s ability to do diddly-squat about an appointment other than obstruct. Which I’m GREAT with. But I don’t think we’ve got a shot at voting on anyone other than a Scalia clone.

    12
  13. Irony is dead.

    Also, ahead of November 8, Republicans were promising not to confirm anyone Hillary Clinton would nominate.

    Gobsmacked.

    13
  14. P.P., take heart, please! Remember when Eisenhower nominated William O. Douglas on the grounds that he was a good conservative choice for SCOTUS? And then Douglas surprised the hell out of everybody leaving Eisenhower and others muttering in their sleep. Lets pray that this can happen again.

    14
  15. treehugger says:

    Please, people. Turtles are ancient, noble creatures. Call him a turdface and leave the innocent turtles out of it.

    15
  16. Jane & PKM says:

    Poor Mitch, he’s so confused. His determination to get fit in the New Year waylaid because he doesn’t understand the difference between “pumping iron” and “bending the irony meter.”

    There’s a new level of irony in town – head smacking irony.

    16
  17. elise from CA says:

    Maggie, that would be nice but I’ll bet after a few experiences like that the ‘pukes now probably have a battery of psychiatrists review the candidate’s file and interview him/her/it until they are dadgum confident they’ve got a keeper, i.e. true believer who won’t turn on them.

    17