Important Stuff You’ve Been Missing Because … Well, Trump.

January 31, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

First off, another preacher got caught doing the sacrament boogie.  Florida.

A well-known Tallahassee pastor was forced to flee naked after a husband came home early and found him having sex with the man’s wife.

So, here’s the minister hiding nakkid in the bushes, which probably made it a little easier for God to recognize him, while the police try to talk the woman’s husband out of shooting him dead.

The wife says they’ve been in “a relationship” since last October. Here’s my favorite part, the preacher was fixing to release his new book this week.  Its title is “I Need a Man.”  He says the book “offers a fresh perspective on the issues of godly manhood and mentoring.”  Fresh? I suspect so.

Then in Georgia, a Republican state legislator … well, got lost.

A Georgia lawmaker is recovering from a gunshot wound after he says he was shot behind an adult entertainment store while traveling with several thousand dollars in donations for storm relief efforts.

[State Representative Gerald] Greene told WRBL-TV of Columbus he was in a parking lot behind Foxes Cinema, an adult entertainment store, when he was shot.

They haven’t figured out why he had cash that he says was from the Red Cross.  He claims the robber didn’t get the cash.

So you gotta wonder what the robber was after – Green’s state representative parking permit?

So if Donald Trump would quit hogging the news, we could get more important stories like these from our friend Carl.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.


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5 Comments to “Important Stuff You’ve Been Missing Because … Well, Trump.”

  1. OH,jolly. A diversion! Wicked preacher and state leg member. How unusual! Not!

  2. TrulyTexan says:

    “I Need A Man”? Really? Really?!

  3. oldymoldy says:

    I have lunatic xian family members that defend these people. Will they never learn?!

  4. Charismatic psychopaths.
    Where would our world be without them?
    (We can only pray.)

  5. JAKvirginia says:

    Oh, and just to expand the story a tad, Foxes Cinema has a reputation for guys meeting guys. Just FYI.

    And as for the preacher, well that’s the “we are naked in the eyes of the Lord” ministry. The baptismal has a bubble bath feature and scented oils.