I Finally Found a Way I Can Listen to the New, uh…urp, President

January 14, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Life Accordion to Cheeto Jesus

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  1. Jane & PKM says:

    El Jefe, you know we would read anything you write. But it was with trepidation we opened “accordion.”

    Just so other folks know, it’s a spoof on Donnie and therefore safe to watch. The video could use improvement. Maybe a speaking monkey as organ grinder with Donnie hopping on the end of a leash.

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  2. I have hated watching the way he waves his hands for months.

    Now I can just imagine an accordion in them and–voila!–it will all make sense. Thanks!

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  3. Or, instead of a monkey, you could use an orangutan.

    You could tell the orangutan from Trump by …

    Well, I guess you couldn’t.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=orangutan&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS713US713&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=950&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj6w5D_xcLRAhUJjVQKHdr1D9cQ_AUIBigB

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  4. The accordion needs to be louder.

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  5. 1toughlady says:

    This is much better. He becomes almost bearable…almost.

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  6. The accordion needs to be louder. I can still hear him.

    And it needs to be bigger. I can still see him.

    And LynnN, please stop slandering orangutans.

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  7. Thanks, El Jefe, It’s been a long time since had such good laugh.

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  8. Marcia in CO says:

    Sorry, but I can still see the SOB-elect, however, it’s a good try, El Jefe

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  9. It’s a great idea, but as others have said, a couple tweaks are in order: Much larger and louder accordian. No vocals at all.

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  10. His speech patterns are crucial to the rhythm of his hands and that of the accordion. I also imagine thousands of people in the audience laughing uproariously, drowning out his words and making him very angry, red face and all.

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  11. Aggieland Liz says:

    Really, y’all, oran-gutans (the old men of the forest) are far more wise and interesting. And musical, probably!

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  12. Needs moar accordion please. Oh, and something to cover that orange-ish visage. Every day it is looking more and more like desiccated fruit. Just add it to the list of things that that poor excuse of a human specimen is trying to cover up. You can say it’s a fake tan for a fake man.

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  13. Old Quaker (Colorado) says:

    Orangutans are wonderful animals, they even like people.
    I’m not at all sure the orange-man likes people.
    Lust isn’t the same as like.

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  14. Lunargent says:

    Visual is much improved, but the audio still needs work.

    I suggest eliminating the voice track entirely, and replacing it with a rotation of Lady of Spain, The Beer Barrel Polka, and some kickass Zydeco.

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