October 24, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
A fitting enhancement of your post would be a photo of a chimp with the same expression. I’m sure there are hundreds of them out there in cloud or somewhere else.
1I don’t have any studies to back this up, but would guess the bigger the mouth, the smaller the brain might be another comparative ratio. Lots of empty space for maximum mouth circumference, and the required additional room necessary for the accompanying hot air doesn’t leave much room for brains.
2Yup. Isn’t this ape passe now? My apologies to apes…
3Sample size to prove the theory available on C-SPAN. Louis Gohmert, Jason Chaffetz, Trey Gowdy, Tom Cotton and approximately 270 others doing their imitations of howler monkeys.
4And monkeys tend to throw a certain substance too, which these really seem to enjoy doing.
5Oh, JJ, I truly, truly love your blog
*insert sparkly hearts and rainbows here*
6Big Maybelle has Trump figured out.
7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSyE8IecKjQ&feature=youtu.be
Whilst true I do not represent the interests of monkeys, neither howlers nor any other kind, I can’t help but think that they, as a species, might not take kindly to comparison to snacilbupeR. Might even pi$$ them off. And some monkeys fly. Just sayin’!
8Micr, on the behalf of Republicons, I apologize to howler monkeys for the poor imitations of them that Republicons do on C-SPAN. As for flying monkeys, Michelle Bachmann can make her own apologies for her lousy imitation.
9Oh wow.
It’s true that Donald Trump is the monster truck of politics.
And probably beloved by many of the same people for the same reasons.
10I believe this also holds true for ammosexuals.
11@Katy Anders, I think you’ve got it. Monster trucks make a lot of unnecessary noise, churn up the mud and fling it on people, amuse idiots, waste resources, and have absolutely no good reason for existing. Sounds like Trump and the GOP to me.
12Debbo, for some mysterious reason not all of the ‘responsible’ gun owning ammosexuals have two balls. But it’s been said they did scream real loud.
13PKM, there’s a song about the anatomical shortcomings of Hitler and his coterie, to the tune of the Colonel Bogie March, but Mama would probably rather I not write the lyrics here.
14Rhea, given their idiocy of using pockets and waistbands in lieu of holsters, while violating every sensible rule of gun safety, it’s amazing the entire ammosexual herd hasn’t self neutered by now.
Thank for the tip. Will see what google produces. Maybe the tune can be re adapted for the Republicons and in a Mama safe version.
15😀 Found it, “the other is on the kitchen wall” …. definitely suitable for Republicons. Maybe something about Trey’s being found on the bottom of Hillary’s boot.
16Of course, now that Carson has taken over the lead in the polls, tRUMP is now attacking him as “low energy.”
Carson has responded–pathetically, IMHO.
I need to go make some more popcorn. This is actually getting funny!
Meanwhile, Hillary carries on like somebody who very well could be the next President. AND, would deserve every vote she gets.
17The latest from Howler, who’s been caught coordinating with his PAC, is that he now disavows ALL PAC money, and wants every other candidate to do the same. But of course, self funding from his bank accounts is all allowed.
18It has been said also, the larger the weapon the smaller the “gun.”
19@PKM: “On the kitchen wall”? Where the heck did you get that one? I was referring to the second version under Song Lyrics on this page (Mama, look away):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball
I thought everybody knew that one. But then when I asked my mother if she knew any of the lyrics (which I had already seen) to that other World War II ditty, “Roll Me Over, Lay Me Down and Do It Again,” she professed ignorance rather quickly.
20“Roll me over” was our school sports victory song, much to the chagrin of coaches and chaperoning faculty. It would start in a low tone in the back of the bus as we returned to school, gradually growing in intensity as the next row forward in turn took up the refrain. Practically my only good memory of school.
21Thinking of Fox news and all the yelling going on.
22Just picture Bill O…. naaa, don’t!!!!
Looks like Joni Ernst has been hard at work in the wrong sty.
23Kids have been kicked out of school for pointing fingers like a gun. Just saying adults should know better and prolly do.
24SallyinMi- Walker and wingnuts in Wisconsin coordinated with outside contributors,which was illegal,but the activist Soopreme wingnut court of Wisky made that all legal and wingnuts are pushing a bill to lake Walker and others immune for any crimes.
http://host.madison.com/ct/opinion/editorial/editorial-scott-walker-keeps-scheming-to-help-political-losers-like/article_53fc489b-7017-55a1-9399-ccc114524aa5.html
Yhis should scare everybody who savors democracy.
25e platypus, I can’t read the editorial but I get the idea. Walker et al may do all they can to make their shady dealings LEGAL but it will never be MORAL. I don’t think he knows or understands the difference.
26RA-Walker is not on a first name basis with truth or reality. He is setting up his own little fiefdumb and lying through his teeth about it. Wingnuts rush these bills through the lege because Dems can’t stop them. Wingnuts claim they are only bringing statutes in line with recent court decisions. The problem with their thinking is the decisions they base these laws on are from activist right wing nut jobs-two of whom have been given hundreds of thousands of dollars in campaign donations from several entities involved in the John Doe decision that wingnuts ruled in their favor. One party rule sucks as Texans and South Dakotans are well aware of.
27Anybody here ever watch an episode of The Hosewives of ________. (Fill in the blank. They’re all the same.) A group of dysfunctional women who treat each other like crap. THIS IS THAT SHOW!
28I screwed up. This should be under the Jeb! post.
29Rhea, found that line in the same link as you posted. “Outside of the United Kingdom, the second line is often sung as “the other is on the kitchen wall” or another location.” It was my lame attempt to acknowledge the original lyrics while sanitizing them for Mama. Anyway, the jodi call could easily be adapted for ammosexuals and Republicons alike.
30PKM, sorry I missed that. I liked this note at the bottom of the page:
In the wartime murder mystery novel ‘Presumption of Death’ (Sayers and Paton-Walsh) when an air-raid goes on a long time the vicar encourages a sing-along. The best choirboy begins with ‘Abide with me’ and is cut off by the vicar’s wife, who suggests he sing something cheerful, anything! The boy sings ‘Hitler has only got one ball…’ to the entertainment of all.
31Rhea, the back stories are the best part!
Like all those servers and bus boys that $RMoney never “sees” or treats as people. It was a double serving of poetic schadenfreude, when one of the “little people” with a recording device captured his 47% remark and toppled his campaign.
Wish instead of chocolate, the room attendant had slipped a recording device under the pillow, when Jeb(?) met with $RMoney to determine who was the man to represent the establishment in 2016. If it was a coin toss, Jeb(?) might now be rethinking if he really won.
32Wow! I’ve been off the grid for 4.5 days cuz the damn electric company accidentally cut one of my lines. I’m back now and this has just made me smile like a lunatic for the first time in days! Thanks, y’all!
33In fact, I believe you have the wrong name for that tune. It’s much higher calling is as the theme for “Hogan’s Heroes.” Let’s get cultural references right and give honor where honor is due!
(Didn’t Bob Crane turn out to be some sort of perv?)
34The Hogan’s Heroes theme song is isn’t the one about the chief Nazis and their anatomical peculiarities. Jerry Fielding composed the theme for the show. It even has lyrics, which were never sung on the show, AFAIK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnqJHorpOkk
35The “Hitler only had one” song is set to the tune of Colonel Bogey March, which was better known as the song in Bridge on the River Kwai.
36Google LYRICS TO HITLER’S ONLY GOT ONE BALL to get the words.
37I’ve known those lyrics for ages. Don’t need Google for this one.
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