Hormones Ahead
The CEO of Go Ape Marketing, a woman, took to her Facebook page about Hillary Clinton running for President. Cheryl Rios of Dallas announced:
“If this happens – I am moving to Canada. There is NO need for her as she is not the right person to run our country – but more importantly a female shouldn’t be president. Let the haters begin . . . but with the hormones we have there is no way we should be able to start a war. Yes I run my own business and I love it and I am great at it BUT that is not the same as being the President, that should be left to a man, a good, strong, honorable man.”
Honey, Honey, Honey, somebody get a dipstick because Cheryl is about a quart low on estrogen.
Okay, first of all, there’s biology. Unknown to Cheryl is the fact that after a certain age, hormones don’t jack around with women. In technical terms this is called Oh Thank God I Lived Long Enough To Enjoy This! Syndrome.
I do not know why Cheryl lacks impulse control because of her hormones but the must be some humdinger hormones.
And then predictably, in narcissistic fashion, The National Review says it’s our fault that Cheryl is an idiot, and spanks us for “shaming” her.
Oh hell yeah, I am shaming her. Shame on you, Cheryl. Shame, shame, shame.
The National Review can kiss my big blue proudly prissy butt.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Oh yeah, and don’t let me forget this. Cheryl wants a “good, strong, honorable man” to be president. Honey, her party doesn’t have any of those.
In other words, “Don’t hate me because I’m a woman. I’ll do that for you.”
1There are currently 22 female presidents, prime ministers, and other heads of state in the world.
Rios is a moron. *She* obviously is not qualified to be a head of state, but that does not mean *no* woman can or should be head of state.
Very narrow thinking; assuming that if the US has not had a female leader, then no one has. Her comments do not indicate that she has any awareness that there are other countries in the world, many who have or have had female leaders, or that she has studied them and has actual data to support her idiotic thesis.
2I am so embarrassed that my name is Cheryl.
3Cheryl, don’t be embarrassed. She’s an asshat, you’re not.
4“Bomb, bomb, bomb! Bomb Iran!” …. oops .. my bad, wrong hormone.
5So … Ronald Reagan was hormonal???
6To answer Cheryl, the reason she can’t find any “big strong honorable” Republican men is that they all have boyfriends.
7So she is the CEO of her one person company that she runs from her kitchen table… but the self-granted CEO title makes her somehow quotable? If she feels that way about women, I wonder how she feels about blacks, gays, Mexicans, Muslims, Canadians?
8“Unbound”–how she feels about minorities or “furriners”? I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count.
9Cheryl, honey, don’t compare other women to yourownsillyself.
Obviously Cheryl knows little or nothing of the world and has never seen the video clips on TV of male politicians in foreign countries physically fighting each other when they are supposed to be governing. I’ve never seen women politicians fighting, but I’d love to see some of the Republican women in an all-out, hair-pulling fight.
10Shouldn’t someone stand up and defend Canada. Sure, Canadians are not known as being judgmental, but even Canadians must draw the line somewhere.
11Dear Ms Hormonal Person,there is n need to blatantly lie to us. We know,just like the others who have threatened to move to Canada because….you aren’t going to do it. You lied. We’ll get over it.Of course,if you ever decide to run for office,we will certainly remind you,in spades,of your pledge to leave.
12Dollars to donuts this is her brilliant “marketing” plan to be interviewed on FAUX NEWS or maybe Sean or Bill or another
13intellectual of the Right will allow her to stand close to them and interview her. She is dumb, like a fox. Hey, FOX! Couple beers at lunch and I, too, am brilliant . . . .
Oh, I guess based on what she had to say, men don’t have hormones. So you can’t blame their devient behavior on that.
14Gee, I wish Dick Cheney had gone and had himself a good cry instead of starting the Iraq War.
15Dear JJ –
I thoroughly enjoyed this post, written as if a time machine had taken us back to the 1950’s. You put us right in that era with such great lines as:
*a female shouldn’t be president.
* the hormones we have there is no way we should be able to start a war
* President… should be left to a man, a good, strong, honorable man.
So realistic! It put me in the mood for an old episode of Bonanza on the TV (brought to you in Living Color), where men and only men were needed to run the Ponderosa Ranch.
16ted nugent said he would be dead, in jail or living in canada. i hear that canada refused his entry as an undesirable.
17Cheryl, honey, it’s like this. Opinions are like belly buttons. Everybody has one. Now be a good hormonal girl and go embroider something.
18the reason ted said that was obama’s election, his reason to be denied admitance was he was still wearing his crap pants that he wore at his draft board appearance
19I actually kind of agree with the National Review. Who cares what Cheryl in Dallas thinks? Obviously some people are going to think that way just like some people think African Americans, Latino Americans, or Asian Americans shouldn’t be president. We are simply amplifying the stupidity.
20Dear Cheryl Rios: Men have hormones, too. And if they hold high offices, sometimes that gets them, as well as the rest of us, into trouble. Remember Iraq and the chest-beating men who got us into that unholy mess? I’m talking Cheney, Bush, et al. But why should you wait for Hillary to become POTUS? I’ll help you pack today. However, in the spirit of good international relations, I’ll feel the need to warn Canada you’re coming.
21Canada doesn’t have to accept her. Maybe she will be a partial payment for the US taking Cruz?
22Seems to me we’re in year 7 of having a good, strong, honorable man as President. If Cheryl wants to push thru the repeal of Constitutional Amendment 22, I’m sure he’s available for another 4 years, at least!
Other than that, the closest candidate to “good, strong and honorable man” is Hillary Clinton. If those are Cheryl’s Criteria, she’s got three out of four. Every Republican has at most one.
23daChipster hits it out of the park! Wake up, Cheryl, you’re not paying attention to the president who saved our economy, saved millions of lives by offering affordable healthcare, chose to negotiate first and save war for the last option. President Obama has held his tongue while the rwnj’s railed at him. Turn your brain on, Cheryl, and think for yourself. Don’t judge every woman by your own inadequacy. The former First Lady, Secretary of State and current candidate for president of our country is more qualified than anybody else. You may need hormone therapy, but she definitely does not.
24Funny that many men feel that way about female CEOs. Just saying.
25Didn’t Rush Limbaugh pontificate about how he was going to leave the country and move to Costa Rica if Obama got re-elected? Well that didn’t happen, and this isn’t gonna happen either. She’s simply one of those Dallas Ding-a-Lings.
26All I can say is “Hey bitch you do not speak for women.” If you do not trust yourself because of your hormones, that is your problem.
27Go away, far away and take poopy pants nugent, political whore palin, rush and others with you!
28Nefer-narrow thinking comes from two dimensional heads,like hers. She might look normal in silhouette,but her head disappears when she looks right at you.
29“with the hormones we have there is no way we should be able to start a war.”
Assuming that’s true, this is a bad thing, how?
I heard of an Indian tribe– this may not be true– in which the men’s council made all the major decisions except one: whether to go to war. The women’s council decided on that, because even the men knew that men were too damn hormonal to make that decision.
Otherwise I think this woman should just go home and play with her Barbies and not worry her little head about anything. She sure ain’t got the smarts to govern anything at all.
30I recall a Lily Tomlin quote, something to the effect of “The problem with women is that once every 28 days, their hormones go wild and they start acting like men do all the time.”
31The guy at the National Review who wrote this is a so-called “William F. Buckley Fellow.” I never thought very much of Buckley when he was alive, although he was a pretty able debater. This guy couldn’t hold Buckley’s jock.
32Why wait, Cheryl? You can move right now (though I’m not sure Canada will have you; they already sent us Cruz). So, here’s your hat, what’s your hurry?
Personally I think Cheryl might thrive somewhere they have Sharia law.
33I’m pretty sure that Bill’s hormones have always been more out of control than Hillary’s and he was a great President.
34Oh the Dwaaaamah!
Somebody might ought to tell her that Canada doesn’t want her. It has always been hard for Americans to get permanent residence (like a green card and you can’t work or run a business without it) but recent changes in Canadian immigration laws have made it nearly impossible.
She can go as a tourist & stay in Canada for up to 6 months, then she will need to leave and re-enter
35@Bananas – You mean Canadians are treating Americans like Americans are treating Mexicans?! Now that’s ironic!
36What’s the phrase I’m looking for? Oh, right. “America, love it or leave it!”
37I got some news for Cheryl. My friend immigrated to Canada. Took her 3 years for the Canadian legal process to play out. So, looks like Ms. Cheryl won’t be able to move to Canada until at least 3 years into the Hillary’s Presidency.
However, we accepted Justin Beiber so, it might be an equal estrogen transfer.
38I’m with RepubAnon and the Lily Tomlin quote. Besides, sometimes that’s the only thing that gets a man’s attention. If we women could be bright red with wheels it might get us farther politically.
39Marge Wood, bright red with wheels? That’s just a stereotype about men. For the record, I prefer shades of arctic blue or silver on a roadster.
40Marge, thats what red lipstick and hi-heels are for.
41LynnN, you hit that Clinton nail on the head. “Out-of-control” male hormones seem to have been the case for not only Bill, but Elliot Spitzer, Rudy Giuliani, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Newt Gingrich, John Kennedy, Larry Craig, David Petraeus. (for a longer list see
42http://www.listal.com/list/did-not-have-sexual-relations.)
Uh, she knows Canada had a hormonal Prime Minister (Kim Campbell), a hormonal Governor-General (a two-fer, Michaëlle Jean being also a Haitian immigrant) and a post-hormonal head of state (Elizabeth II), doesn’t she?
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