Holy Crap: Glenn Beck Knows Something Edition
Y’all, Glenn Beck is hinting that something pretty damn colossal and important is fixing to happen.
And he needs you to pray for him.
I beg you for your prayers because I will pray for you and you please pray for me, because this is the time. This comes every 70 years, there is a time when giants are made. And I don’t know if they’ll ever remember any of our names. What I know is at some point, I am going to be standing in front of God himself and I demand of myself that he says ‘job well done.’
Giants? Honey, I do not know what comes every 70 years but I’m hoping for Beck’s sake that it has something to do with mental health.
I looked up what happened in the summer of 1945 and I seriously doubt there’s another Potsdam’s conference happening this year or that we’ll whip Japan again. However, the Cardinals broke a 29 game losing streak that year, so that’s a possibility.
Uh….
Is it Rapture time again?
Something big IS going on.
Glen Beck….. and Alan Dershowitz…..
are back into the public discourse.
IMHO… neither one of them is relevant….. to anything.
1What I know is at some point, I am going to be standing in front of God himself and I demand of myself that he says ‘job well done.’
So every seventy years, someone plays with god’s “panther?”
Line forms on the right, Glenn, over there with pat Robertson and Creflo Dollar.
2Well, there were a few giants born that year:
Don McLean October 2nd
3Henry Winkler October 30th
Goldie Hawn November 21st
Bette Midler December 1st
Mia Farrow February 9th — Los Angeles, California, U.S.
Davy Jones December 30th — Manchester, England
Steve Martin August 14th — Waco, Texas, United States
Rod Stewart January 10th — London, England
Beck don’t know everything. god is a woman and she hates me. How do I know? If she liked me I would be younger,taller,thinner,wealthy and have a sense of humor.
4Perhaps Glen Beck is planning on announcing that he’ll run for President? The sad thing is, he wouldn’t be the craziest person in the clown car.
5So we do the googly to find out what this is about and it turns out even (Radio) Fox News has this as a header on the story:
“What The Hell Is Glenn Beck Talking About?”
http://radio.foxnews.com/2015/05/01/what-the-hell-is-glenn-beck-talking-about/
Ma’am Juanita, when Fox News is giving us the WTF about this whackaloon it just might be the End Times after all.
PS: 70 = three score and ten. Maybe the personal change Beck’s about to experience is more biblical than even he suspects.
6Personally, I doubt Glenn Beck will be getting a “well done, faithful servant” from the Big Guy when the big bus stops by to pick up Glenn’s sorry ass!!
He’s a tad too delusional for his own good and God Hisownself knows and records this information!! Glenn’s gonna have some ‘splaining to do!!
7I think Pat Robertson was the butt of someone’s editorial cartoon depicting his arrival at the afterlife: “Pat Robertson is here to see you, Lord.” “Pat who?” (Big assumption that he’d be heading that way, if you ask me.)
Beck’s “announcement” sounds like marketing campaigns that tell you over and over until you’re sick of it that something big is going to be revealed any time now. It’s always a sad, tired little thing when they finally shove it in your face.
8Glenn Beck knows all kinds of things. Problem is that most of them aren’t real.
9Among rightwing idiots Glenn Beck is indeed a giant. His so-called brain is nothing but a factory for goofy conspiracy theories.
10Pray for that midget? What makes him think God will listen?
11It’s a comet! I bet it’s a comet! Maybe one that hasn’t been discovered or named yet! If so, Beck better look out as to where that comet is aimed and get the bleep out of the way or he could have an early date at the Pearly Gates.
12“Glenn. It’s time to get a real job, put down the bong and move out of Granny’s basement.”
13Yawn, Beck the Boob wants some attention. What else is new?
14I like it better when he cries those big crocodile tears.
TTPT: Don’t forget me! I was born on July 4 (I’m a true Yankee Doodle Dandy), the same year as all those other folks. Maybe Glen Beck was, too, but you can’t always keep the hen-house well guarded.
15And Glen has it wrong about God. I asked Her and She said “Who’s Glen Beck?”
According to the Book of Beck, it is written (actually yesterday at noon) that every 70 years God will come down and crown Glenn ‘Supreme Human Being of Self’.
16Which kinda happens anyway every time he looks in the mirror.
We must not forget we also dropped nukes on Hiroshima and Nagasaki that year. Iran, anyone?
17I wonder if Beck ever considered the possibility that God might just as easily kick his a$$ up around his ears.
18Well, in 1945 I was five years old. The atomic bomb brought things to a screeching halt for awhile. My uncle, cousin and big sister rode into town on the tractor to celebrate the end of the war and nobody was in town, much.
19You are just so awesome, JJ.
20I have to thank Glen Beck for restoring my religion: I pray every day that he will just. go. away.
21I was thinking Jubilee, but that’s every 50 years…
22I’m thinking that ol’ Glenn is seeing an unpleasant decline in revenues, and this teasing of something big and 70-ish is Glenn trying to lube the grifting skids.
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