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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Is this for real? Or a snark. The picture is fake, so the image of the paper must be, too.
1If it’s true then I’m getting ready for the Rapture!!
What the Gohmerts! What is Ted up to here? And, why am I feeling suspicious?
2Is this for real? Or a snark? The picture is fake, so the image of the paper must be, too.
3If it’s true then I’m getting ready for the Rapture!!
Look at the date……..
4Just looked back at the date. LOL!
5April Fools
6A whole day of impossible acts.
7Nice try. Even I, who try to believe several impossible things before breakfast, would never believe that.
8Nice try, JJ! And funny, too. I actually caught this one, because it was so patently impossible, but I’m sure I’ll be somebody’s April Fool today — the day is still young.
9I wasn’t fooled (I got up ready for a swath of facebook silliness from various whacky friends) but I was wondering – is this a photoshop of a Washington Herald (real) newspaper, or did the Washington Herald play the joke?
Well, if they played a joke, it would seem they planned waaaaayyyy in advance, assuming The Googles are correct.
So, nice job, whoever put that above-the-fold image together!
10This is a scene left on the cutting room floor when they made the movie “Argo.”
Argo, Ted … Argo …
(For those of you who are puzzled by this, you have to see the movie to find out what Argo really stands for!)
11The paper is probably just premature. If Obamacare is successful then come 2016 Cruz will be totally supportive of Obam… That is, Cruzcare.
12I’ll let these two photo’s do my talking!
https://www.flickr.com/photos/donkeyhotey/8503329855/in/set-72157628236212987
13Yeah, i believed it for about ten seconds. What I want to know is, Fred F., what did whoever do to Ted Cruz’s photo? The hairline? The eyebrows? I’ve gotten where I barely believe anything in pictures because everything can be modified.
14MW, you’re right, he does a dip in his hair on his forehead, a la Eddie Muster or Paul Ryan which he really doesn’t have! I suppose I should have used this cute picture of him!
https://www.google.com/search?q=photos+ted+cruz&rlz=1C1GGGE_enUS545US547&espv=210&es_sm=122&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ygo7U5DgKeXS2gX7v4GoAg
15And rain makes applesauce! Love the Washington Herald! It beats the Washington Times (Moonie paper) any day.
16He’s going on the road to promote it. Yeah…that’s the ticket. And he’ll be taking his wife, Morgan Fairchild. And Uncle Bill Cosby.
17Hate to break it to you guys, but there is no Washington Herald; just the Washington Post and the Washington (Moonie) Times. The Washington Herald was bought up by the Washington Post more than 50 years ago. I know, I grew up there starting in the mid 50s. Back then the local papers were the Washington Post and Times Herald; The Evening Star, and the Washington Daily News.
18Oh, yes, and hell has frozen over.
19Bob in TN, I was in D.C. when the Herald was bought out. It was a true delight to see the banner again in the April Fool stunt! T totally clever!
20and a tax cut fixes everything!
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